Grim gonzo modern fantasy horror plot generator
1, A <entity> who is <adjectives yo> and <say what?> is <further more> in <location condition>!
[entity] 1,Gun-clad nun 1,Wizard powered car 1,Towering stick man 1,Plump fruit being 1,Disgraced librarian 1,Cack-handed cultist 1,Marauding stripper 1,Sewn up puppy 1,Scheming gorilla tyrant 1,Space bastard 1,Dying ninja 1,High school degenerate 1,Unicorn cyborg 1,Doctor of Philosophy 1,Evil Horse 1,Failed musician 1,Nuclear Golem 1,Ballet dancer/assassin 1,Haunted goose 1,Hunky drifter 1,Witch 1,Beggar 1,Adventurer 1,Monstrous general 1,Princess 1,Respected assassin 1,Emperor in exile 1,Murderous god 1,Slovenly Beast 1,Mischievous monster 1,A fortune teller 1,Nihilist 1,Priest 1,Evangelical Cretin 1,Clever Prostitute 1,Illusionist 1,Ambassador 1,Merchant folk hero 1,Pathological solipsist 1,Evangelical nihilist 1,Gluttonous cannibal 1,Disgraced torturer 1,Simpering lackey 1,unrequited lover 1,bloody-handed murderess 1,trusted friend 1,doll-like child 1,bitter genius 1,masked sorcerer 1,kindly official or authority figure
[adjectives yo] 1,commanding and pushy 1,corrupt and noble 1,forreign and banished 1,lusty and criminally worshipful 1,innocent and framed 1,dangerous to be around 1,damned and unstoppable 1,secret and disguised 1,gullible and suffering from amnesia 1,withered and ancient 1,undead and rotting 1,bloody and masochistic 1,amoral and analytical 1,foul and covered in make-up 1,yellow-toothed and giggling 1,greasy and bloated 1,pale and hairless 1,leering and sadistic 1,cold and silent 1,beautiful and alien 1,young and coquettish 1,drunk and disorderly 1,pathetic and clingy 1,hulking and giggly 1,degenerate and ripe 1,tormented and medicated 1,insect infested and loathsome 1,manic and delusional 1,writhing and sonorous 1,adorable and malicious 1,polite and filth encrusted 1,sassy and scantly clad 1,fierce and self-destructive 1,driven and unheeding 1,reckless and deceptive 1,ancient and wily 1,furious and heavily armed 1,cursed and burning 1,completely useless 1,jumped on space heroin 1,Passive aggressive 1,reeking of urine 1,unbelievably lucky
[say what?] 1,seeking the throne 1,tricking powerful people 1,trying to help through murder 1,wants to hire the party 1,here to steal the children 1,having an identity crisis 1,going through a rebirth cycle 1,seeking the truth 1,seeking revenge 1,come to confess 1,looking for a way out 1,aiding from the shadows 1,seeking food and shelter 1,longing for the grave 1,on a trade mission 1,looking for employment 1,seeking their children 1,running afoul of local law 1,throwing money at a problem 1,unexpectedly in a position of authority 1,caught in a storm 1,sought by a powerful force 1,out to save the world 1,accused of witchcraft 1,out to steal a vast treasure 1,loved by children 1,going to be betrayed 1,convinced some one is the chosen one 1,out to betray someone held dear 1,here to fufill an prophecy 1,ruined by taxes 1,mostly, but not entirely ,lying about a treasure 1,holding all the cards in a game with no rules 1,too old for this shit 1,plotting bloody ruin on baristas across the globe 1,in league with hollow earth toad gods 1,cursed with visons of the end of the world 1,a world class poisoner, capable of poisoning abstract concepts 1,unlucky in love 1,emitting gamma radiation 1,cruelly policing the cities ghosts 1,stealing diamonds made from human souls 1,weaponizing the museum 1,ritually murdering children's television presenters 1,tattooed with a map 1,crawling with spies 1,heavily invested in this book deal 1,fighting a volcano 1,riding a spectral juggernaut 1,locked inside a small chest 1,stealing plans for a super weapon 1,taking the break up really hard 1,a shape shifting inhuman abomination 1,controlled by alien worms in his/her bowels 1,addicted to spinal fluid 1,the product of a thousand years of deliberate inbreeding 1,incapable of understanding the concept of falsehood 1,the rightful heir 1,acting under false information 1,haunted by memories of their abuser 1,following instructions 1,hiding their deformity 1,literally unable to fall asleep
[further more] 1,about to deal the deadly final hand from a stacked deck 1,interviewing assistants 1,getting lost in the sewer 1,drinking like only a wizard can drink in a aquarium themed bar 1,making a dangerous alliance with cunning robot dinosaurs 1,applying for funding 1,destroying the gruesome evidence in a candy factory 1,contesting the will 1,summoning the god of lonely things 1,building a vast drill 1,obscuring the moons terrible secret 1,sealing the fate of the only one they truly love 1,concealing a dwarf on their person 1,lobotomizing a cat 1,sick of playing second string 1,risking it all 1,replacing brains with cans and cans with brains 1,fermenting revolt amongst the appliances 1,provoking dangerous spirits 1,challenging their nemesis to a final duel 1,performing brutal vigilante executions 1,tainting food stores with corpses to induce involuntary cannibalism 1,engaged in a campaign of catch-and-release organ harvest 1,producing truly beautiful woks of art with human body fluids 1,kidnapping and eating children 1,performing sleep deprivation experiments on stolen women 1,performing live vivisection with hooks and knives 1,digging up corpses to eat their hearts 1,performing terrorist acts on the elderly 1,weaving a tapestry of human ligaments 1,using secret passage to torture and abuse the royal children 1,experimenting with partial transformation Polymorph spells, leaving a trail of horrible deformities 1,opposed, but by something even more vile 1,being protected without their knowledge 1,performing these acts lawfully under consent of the king 1,hiding their immortality 1,secretly performing these acts for the cause of good 1,unknowingly spreading a virulent and painful parasitic fungus 1,not working alone 1,deeply paranoid and paying for protection 1,the object of affection for a small cult 1,hunted by rival factions 1,organizing like-minded individuals 1,controlled from the shadows against their will 1,mass producing minor demons 1,on a desperate errand for a misfit angel
[location condition] 1,a desert 1,the sea 1,a castle made of wood 1,the skull tower 1,the Crystal pass 1,the Mountains of despair 1,the Gulf of Gods' Fury 1,a quiet woodland settlement 1,a tumultuous trading post 1,the capital city 1,the Hill of the faery folk 1,a vast and mysterious plantation 1,the Wastelands of Memory 1,a Purple cloud city 1,land made of turtle shells 1,a skyship 1,a giant’s maw 1,an ancient spaceship 1,a wager with death itself 1,a everyday common place upside down flying castle 1,a barren undercity 1,the days of the black sun 1,preparation for a show down with the Master of Wheels 1,hope of escaping alien justice 1,underwater Cairo 1,a hotel composed of entirely of crocodile bones and insects 1,the Maze of Rotting eyes 1,league with the double dead ghosts 1,a series of implausible murders 1,a flaming house 1,a the trojan horse 1,a bloody druid sacrificial altar 1,a bygone age 1,the set of action cop karate force film 1,Elysium fields 1,the final resting place of Kurt Cobain 1,stakes for the very nature of reality itself! 1,a sharkwomen invested lagoon 1,a rocking party 1,the battle of the bands super final! 1,the inside of a massive cloud hive 1,a alien space fortress 1,the Antimoon 1,fevered delirium 1,a fatal momentery lapse of judgement 1,a valley of fire and motorcycletaurs 1,a poorly concealed curse pyramid 1,suburbia 1,the neighbourhood abandoned explosives and unstable chemicals factory 1,the Private Idaho 1,Willy Wonka's chocolate factory 1,inside the mind of a dead television star 1,the set of the fresh prince of bel air 1,a blazing oil rig 1,a entombed ice breaker 1,an endless skyscraper 1,a travelling circus with an ugly reputation 1,a massive industrialized slaughter house 1,a seemingly peaceful coastal village 1,a secluded and trap filled sewer lair 1,a lighthouse just barely visible from the city walls 1,the busy streets around the city market 1,a house with too many hallways 1,the decadent and perfumed gold district 1,the prestigious university on the hill 1,a partially abandoned, trash filled poor district 1,a sepulchral tomb guarded by grim faced knights 1,the basement of the local ruler