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1,towering stick man
 
1,towering stick man
 
1,plump fruit being
 
1,plump fruit being
1,disgraced librarian  
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1,disgraced librarian
 
1,cack-handed cultist
 
1,cack-handed cultist
 
1,marauding stripper
 
1,marauding stripper
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1,space bastard
 
1,space bastard
 
1,dying ninja
 
1,dying ninja
1,high school degenerate  
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1,high school degenerate
 
1,unicorn cyborg
 
1,unicorn cyborg
 
1,doctor of philosophy
 
1,doctor of philosophy
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1,escaped prisoner
 
1,escaped prisoner
 
1,bee princess
 
1,bee princess
1,medusa  
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1,medusa
 
1,pickled judge
 
1,pickled judge
1,useless monarch  
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1,useless monarch
1,satan's own diplomat
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1,satan’s own diplomat
 
1,zeppelin captain
 
1,zeppelin captain
 
 
 
 
  
 
;adjectives yo
 
;adjectives yo
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1,bloody and masochistic
 
1,bloody and masochistic
 
1,amoral and analytical
 
1,amoral and analytical
1,foul and covered in make-up
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1,foul and covered in makeup
 
1,yellow-toothed and giggling
 
1,yellow-toothed and giggling
 
1,greasy and bloated
 
1,greasy and bloated
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1,cursed and burning
 
1,cursed and burning
 
1,completely useless
 
1,completely useless
1,jumped on space heroin  
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1,jumped on space heroin
 
1,Passive aggressive
 
1,Passive aggressive
 
1,reeking of urine
 
1,reeking of urine
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1,vengeance-sworn
 
1,vengeance-sworn
 
1,diligent and gentle
 
1,diligent and gentle
1,serendipitous and seditious  
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1,serendipitous and seditious
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
;say what?
 
;say what?
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1,seeking revenge
 
1,seeking revenge
 
1,come to confess
 
1,come to confess
1,looking for a way out
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1,seeking a way out
 
1,aiding from the shadows
 
1,aiding from the shadows
 
1,seeking food and shelter
 
1,seeking food and shelter
 
1,longing for the grave
 
1,longing for the grave
 
1,on a trade mission
 
1,on a trade mission
1,looking for employment
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1,seeking employment
 
1,seeking their children
 
1,seeking their children
 
1,running afoul of local law
 
1,running afoul of local law
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1,loved by children
 
1,loved by children
 
1,going to be betrayed
 
1,going to be betrayed
1,convinced some one is the chosen one
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1,convinced someone is the chosen one
 
1,out to betray someone held dear
 
1,out to betray someone held dear
1,here to fufill an prophecy
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1,here to fufill a prophecy
 
1,ruined by taxes
 
1,ruined by taxes
1,mostly, but not entirely ,lying about a treasure
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1,mostly, but not entirely, lying about a treasure
 
1,holding all the cards in a game with no rules
 
1,holding all the cards in a game with no rules
 
1,too old for this shit
 
1,too old for this shit
1,plotting bloody ruin on baristas across the globe  
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1,plotting bloody ruin on baristas across the globe
 
1,in league with hollow earth toad gods
 
1,in league with hollow earth toad gods
1,cursed with visons of the end of the world
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1,cursed with visions of the world’s end
1,a world class poisoner, capable of poisoning abstract concepts
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1,a world-class poisoner, capable of poisoning abstract concepts
 
1,unlucky in love
 
1,unlucky in love
1,emitting gamma radiation  
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1,emitting gamma radiation
1,cruelly policing the cities ghosts
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1,cruelly policing the cities’ ghosts
 
1,stealing diamonds made from human souls
 
1,stealing diamonds made from human souls
1,weaponizing the museum  
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1,weaponizing the museum
1,ritually murdering children's television presenters
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1,ritually murdering children’s television presenters
 
1,tattooed with a map
 
1,tattooed with a map
 
1,crawling with spies
 
1,crawling with spies
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1,locked inside a small chest
 
1,locked inside a small chest
 
1,stealing plans for a super weapon
 
1,stealing plans for a super weapon
1,taking the break up really hard
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1,taking the breakup really hard
1,a shape shifting inhuman abomination
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1,a shape-shifting inhuman abomination
 
1,controlled by alien worms in his/her bowels
 
1,controlled by alien worms in his/her bowels
 
1,addicted to spinal fluid
 
1,addicted to spinal fluid
1,the product of a thousand years of deliberate inbreeding
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1,the product of a millennium of deliberate inbreeding
 
1,incapable of understanding the concept of falsehood
 
1,incapable of understanding the concept of falsehood
 
1,the rightful heir
 
1,the rightful heir
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1,making it up as they go along
 
1,making it up as they go along
 
1,filming a music video
 
1,filming a music video
1,smuggling occult references into a screen play
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1,smuggling occult references into a screenplay
1,releasing a gorilla  
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1,releasing a gorilla
1,indiscriminately threatening  
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1,indiscriminately threatening
 
1,disguised as the help
 
1,disguised as the help
 
1,searching for justice
 
1,searching for justice
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1,leaving a trail of secret messages
 
1,leaving a trail of secret messages
 
1,initiating a novice
 
1,initiating a novice
 
 
  
 
;further more
 
;further more
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1,interviewing assistants
 
1,interviewing assistants
 
1,getting lost in the sewer
 
1,getting lost in the sewer
1,drinking like only a wizard can drink in a aquarium themed bar
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1,drinking like only a wizard can, in an aquarium-themed bar
1,making a dangerous alliance with cunning robot dinosaurs
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1,making a dangerous alliance with cunning robot dinosaurs
 
1,applying for funding
 
1,applying for funding
 
1,destroying the gruesome evidence in a candy factory
 
1,destroying the gruesome evidence in a candy factory
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1,risking it all
 
1,risking it all
 
1,replacing brains with cans and cans with brains
 
1,replacing brains with cans and cans with brains
1,fermenting revolt amongst the appliances
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1,fomenting revolt amongst the appliances
 
1,provoking dangerous spirits
 
1,provoking dangerous spirits
 
1,challenging their nemesis to a final duel
 
1,challenging their nemesis to a final duel
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1,the object of affection for a small cult
 
1,the object of affection for a small cult
 
1,hunted by rival factions
 
1,hunted by rival factions
1,organizing like-minded individuals
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1,organizing like-minded people
 
1,controlled from the shadows against their will
 
1,controlled from the shadows against their will
 
1,mass producing minor demons
 
1,mass producing minor demons
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1,falsifying evidence
 
1,falsifying evidence
 
1,just in it for the money
 
1,just in it for the money
1,attention staved  
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1,attention staved
 
1,wearing out their welcome
 
1,wearing out their welcome
 
1,heavily in debt
 
1,heavily in debt
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1,the Crystal pass
 
1,the Crystal pass
 
1,the Mountains of despair
 
1,the Mountains of despair
1,the Gulf of Gods' Fury
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1,the Gulf of Gods’ Fury
 
1,a quiet woodland settlement
 
1,a quiet woodland settlement
 
1,a tumultuous trading post
 
1,a tumultuous trading post
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1,an ancient spaceship
 
1,an ancient spaceship
 
1,a wager with death itself
 
1,a wager with death itself
1,a everyday common place upside down flying castle
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1,an everyday, commonplace, upside-down flying castle
1,a barren undercity  
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1,a barren undercity
 
1,the days of the black sun
 
1,the days of the black sun
 
1,preparation for a show down with the Master of Wheels
 
1,preparation for a show down with the Master of Wheels
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1,a hotel composed of entirely of crocodile bones and insects
 
1,a hotel composed of entirely of crocodile bones and insects
 
1,the Maze of Rotting eyes
 
1,the Maze of Rotting eyes
1,league with the double dead ghosts  
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1,league with the double dead ghosts
 
1,a series of implausible murders
 
1,a series of implausible murders
 
1,a flaming house
 
1,a flaming house
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1,the set of action cop karate force film
 
1,the set of action cop karate force film
 
1,Elysium fields
 
1,Elysium fields
1,the final resting place of Kurt Cobain  
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1,the final resting place of Kurt Cobain
 
1,stakes for the very nature of reality itself!
 
1,stakes for the very nature of reality itself!
 
1,a sharkwomen invested lagoon
 
1,a sharkwomen invested lagoon
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1,the battle of the bands super final!
 
1,the battle of the bands super final!
 
1,the inside of a massive cloud hive
 
1,the inside of a massive cloud hive
1,a alien space fortress
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1,an alien space fortress
 
1,the Antimoon
 
1,the Antimoon
1,fevered delirium  
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1,fevered delirium
1,a fatal momentary lapse of judgement
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1,a fatal momentary lapse of judgment
 
1,a valley of fire and motorcycletaurs
 
1,a valley of fire and motorcycletaurs
1,a poorly concealed curse pyramid
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1,a poorly hidden curse pyramid
 
1,suburbia
 
1,suburbia
 
1,the neighbourhood abandoned explosives and unstable chemicals factory
 
1,the neighbourhood abandoned explosives and unstable chemicals factory
 
1,the Private Idaho
 
1,the Private Idaho
1,Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
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1,Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory
 
1,inside the mind of a dead television star
 
1,inside the mind of a dead television star
1,the set of the fresh prince of bel air
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1,the set of ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’
 
1,a blazing oil rig
 
1,a blazing oil rig
1,a entombed ice breaker
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1,an entombed ice breaker
 
1,an endless skyscraper
 
1,an endless skyscraper
 
1,a traveling circus with an ugly reputation
 
1,a traveling circus with an ugly reputation
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1,the prestigious university on the hill
 
1,the prestigious university on the hill
 
1,a partially abandoned, trash filled poor district
 
1,a partially abandoned, trash filled poor district
1,a sepulchral tomb guarded by grim faced knights
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1,a sepulchral tomb guarded by grim-faced knights
 
1,the basement of the local ruler
 
1,the basement of the local ruler
 
1,a crystal prison
 
1,a crystal prison
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1,the zoo
 
1,the zoo
 
1,the bell tower
 
1,the bell tower
1,a automated library
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1,an automated library
 
1,the local tavern
 
1,the local tavern
 
1,an invisible whale carcass
 
1,an invisible whale carcass
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1,the scene of a natural disaster
 
1,the scene of a natural disaster
 
1,a cruise ship
 
1,a cruise ship
1,a land that time forgot  
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1,a land that time forgot
 
1,a time that land forgot
 
1,a time that land forgot
 
1,nuclear missile silo
 
1,nuclear missile silo
 
1,a swamp
 
1,a swamp
 
1,the pages of the great American novel
 
1,the pages of the great American novel
1,in the endless tubes of a children's playground
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1,in the endless tubes of a children’s playground
 
1,the storm swept coastline
 
1,the storm swept coastline
 
1,a shivering church
 
1,a shivering church

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1,A [entity] who is [adjectives yo] and [say what?] is [further more] in [location condition]

entity

1,gun-clad nun 1,wizard powered car 1,towering stick man 1,plump fruit being 1,disgraced librarian 1,cack-handed cultist 1,marauding stripper 1,sewn up puppy 1,scheming gorilla tyrant 1,space bastard 1,dying ninja 1,high school degenerate 1,unicorn cyborg 1,doctor of philosophy 1,evil horse 1,failed musician 1,nuclear golem 1,ballet dancer/assassin 1,haunted goose 1,hunky drifter 1,witch 1,beggar 1,adventurer 1,monstrous general 1,princess 1,respected assassin 1,emperor in exile 1,murderous god 1,slovenly beast 1,mischievous monster 1,fortune teller 1,nihilist 1,priest 1,evangelical cretin 1,clever prostitute 1,illusionist 1,ambassador 1,merchant folk hero 1,pathological solipsist 1,evangelical nihilist 1,gluttonous cannibal 1,disgraced torturer 1,simpering lackey 1,unrequited lover 1,bloody-handed murderess 1,trusted friend 1,doll-like child 1,bitter genius 1,masked sorcerer 1,kindly official or authority figure 1,dog on fire 1,woman with a man but without a country 1,closet shoe fetishist 1,fishman carrying beer 1,lonely salaryman who hides in a cardboard box 1,spy 1,snailwitch 1,bad news shaman 1,howling snowman 1,petty god 1,frog-walker 1,alien sorcerer 1,bus-driver 1,local sports hero 1,drunken knight 1,time cop 1,duke of storks 1,wary nomad 1,chuckling spider 1,sneak-thief 1,bare-knuckled boxer 1,escaped prisoner 1,bee princess 1,medusa 1,pickled judge 1,useless monarch 1,satan’s own diplomat 1,zeppelin captain

adjectives yo

1,commanding and pushy 1,corrupt and noble 1,forreign and banished 1,lusty and criminally worshipful 1,innocent and framed 1,dangerous to be around 1,damned and unstoppable 1,secret and disguised 1,gullible and suffering from amnesia 1,withered and ancient 1,undead and rotting 1,bloody and masochistic 1,amoral and analytical 1,foul and covered in makeup 1,yellow-toothed and giggling 1,greasy and bloated 1,pale and hairless 1,leering and sadistic 1,cold and silent 1,beautiful and alien 1,young and coquettish 1,drunk and disorderly 1,pathetic and clingy 1,hulking and giggly 1,degenerate and ripe 1,tormented and medicated 1,insect infested and loathsome 1,manic and delusional 1,writhing and sonorous 1,adorable and malicious 1,polite and filth encrusted 1,sassy and scantly clad 1,fierce and self-destructive 1,driven and unheeding 1,reckless and deceptive 1,ancient and wily 1,furious and heavily armed 1,cursed and burning 1,completely useless 1,jumped on space heroin 1,Passive aggressive 1,reeking of urine 1,unbelievably lucky 1,grizzled veteran 1,rich and generous 1,deluded and dangerous 1,bewitched and besmited 1,troubled and wary 1,utterly paranoid 1,trusting and open 1,riddled with alien gems 1,singing and dancing 1,marked for death 1,bomb-implanted 1,spurred by destiny 1,god-cursed 1,heir to the throne 1,naked and steaming 1,mostly robot 1,mostly ghost robot 1,lost and desperate 1,prone to accident 1,flimsy and eager 1,sullen and poetic 1,wise and dickish 1,vengeance-sworn 1,diligent and gentle 1,serendipitous and seditious

say what?

1,seeking the throne 1,tricking powerful people 1,trying to help through murder 1,wants to hire the party 1,here to steal the children 1,having an identity crisis 1,going through a rebirth cycle 1,seeking the truth 1,seeking revenge 1,come to confess 1,seeking a way out 1,aiding from the shadows 1,seeking food and shelter 1,longing for the grave 1,on a trade mission 1,seeking employment 1,seeking their children 1,running afoul of local law 1,throwing money at a problem 1,unexpectedly in a position of authority 1,caught in a storm 1,sought by a powerful force 1,out to save the world 1,accused of witchcraft 1,out to steal a vast treasure 1,loved by children 1,going to be betrayed 1,convinced someone is the chosen one 1,out to betray someone held dear 1,here to fufill a prophecy 1,ruined by taxes 1,mostly, but not entirely, lying about a treasure 1,holding all the cards in a game with no rules 1,too old for this shit 1,plotting bloody ruin on baristas across the globe 1,in league with hollow earth toad gods 1,cursed with visions of the world’s end 1,a world-class poisoner, capable of poisoning abstract concepts 1,unlucky in love 1,emitting gamma radiation 1,cruelly policing the cities’ ghosts 1,stealing diamonds made from human souls 1,weaponizing the museum 1,ritually murdering children’s television presenters 1,tattooed with a map 1,crawling with spies 1,heavily invested in this book deal 1,fighting a volcano 1,riding a spectral juggernaut 1,locked inside a small chest 1,stealing plans for a super weapon 1,taking the breakup really hard 1,a shape-shifting inhuman abomination 1,controlled by alien worms in his/her bowels 1,addicted to spinal fluid 1,the product of a millennium of deliberate inbreeding 1,incapable of understanding the concept of falsehood 1,the rightful heir 1,acting under false information 1,haunted by memories of their abuser 1,following instructions 1,hiding their deformity 1,literally unable to fall asleep 1,digging a big hole 1,conspiring against time 1,under a spell 1,falling in love 1,flying to the moon 1,pushing people over 1,robbing the blind 1,collecting weapons 1,wrestling the unjust 1,naming the days 1,building a castle 1,running for mayor 1,collecting for charity 1,making it up as they go along 1,filming a music video 1,smuggling occult references into a screenplay 1,releasing a gorilla 1,indiscriminately threatening 1,disguised as the help 1,searching for justice 1,staking out a bookshop 1,polluting the water 1,sabotaging a ceremony 1,leaving a trail of secret messages 1,initiating a novice

further more

1,about to deal the deadly final hand from a stacked deck 1,interviewing assistants 1,getting lost in the sewer 1,drinking like only a wizard can, in an aquarium-themed bar 1,making a dangerous alliance with cunning robot dinosaurs 1,applying for funding 1,destroying the gruesome evidence in a candy factory 1,contesting the will 1,summoning the god of lonely things 1,building a vast drill 1,obscuring the moons terrible secret 1,sealing the fate of the only one they truly love 1,concealing a dwarf on their person 1,lobotomizing a cat 1,sick of playing second string 1,risking it all 1,replacing brains with cans and cans with brains 1,fomenting revolt amongst the appliances 1,provoking dangerous spirits 1,challenging their nemesis to a final duel 1,performing brutal vigilante executions 1,tainting food stores with corpses to induce involuntary cannibalism 1,engaged in a campaign of catch-and-release organ harvest 1,producing truly beautiful woks of art with human body fluids 1,kidnapping and eating children 1,performing sleep deprivation experiments on stolen women 1,performing live vivisection with hooks and knives 1,digging up corpses to eat their hearts 1,performing terrorist acts on the elderly 1,weaving a tapestry of human ligaments 1,using secret passage to torture and abuse the royal children 1,experimenting with partial transformation Polymorph spells, leaving a trail of horrible deformities 1,opposed, but by something even more vile 1,being protected without their knowledge 1,performing these acts lawfully under consent of the king 1,hiding their immortality 1,secretly performing these acts for the cause of good 1,unknowingly spreading a virulent and painful parasitic fungus 1,not working alone 1,deeply paranoid and paying for protection 1,the object of affection for a small cult 1,hunted by rival factions 1,organizing like-minded people 1,controlled from the shadows against their will 1,mass producing minor demons 1,on a desperate errand for a misfit angel 1,watched from below 1,not the first 1,retiring soon 1,starting a riot 1,taking it all too far 1,riding shotgun with Tiamat 1,drunk-driving 1,mainlining destiny 1,vandalizing profoundity 1,jeopardizing their health 1,making preparations for their mummification 1,having second thoughts 1,seeing a doctor 1,trying to warn others 1,drowning their sorrows 1,blaming everyone else 1,falsifying evidence 1,just in it for the money 1,attention staved 1,wearing out their welcome 1,heavily in debt 1,last of their kind 1,making mistakes 1,screaming internally 1,binge-eating

location condition

1,a desert 1,the sea 1,a castle made of wood 1,the skull tower 1,the Crystal pass 1,the Mountains of despair 1,the Gulf of Gods’ Fury 1,a quiet woodland settlement 1,a tumultuous trading post 1,the capital city 1,the Hill of the faery folk 1,a vast and mysterious plantation 1,the Wastelands of Memory 1,a Purple cloud city 1,land made of turtle shells 1,a skyship 1,a giant’s maw 1,an ancient spaceship 1,a wager with death itself 1,an everyday, commonplace, upside-down flying castle 1,a barren undercity 1,the days of the black sun 1,preparation for a show down with the Master of Wheels 1,hope of escaping alien justice 1,underwater Cairo 1,a hotel composed of entirely of crocodile bones and insects 1,the Maze of Rotting eyes 1,league with the double dead ghosts 1,a series of implausible murders 1,a flaming house 1,the trojan horse 1,a bloody druid sacrificial altar 1,a bygone age 1,the set of action cop karate force film 1,Elysium fields 1,the final resting place of Kurt Cobain 1,stakes for the very nature of reality itself! 1,a sharkwomen invested lagoon 1,a rocking party 1,the battle of the bands super final! 1,the inside of a massive cloud hive 1,an alien space fortress 1,the Antimoon 1,fevered delirium 1,a fatal momentary lapse of judgment 1,a valley of fire and motorcycletaurs 1,a poorly hidden curse pyramid 1,suburbia 1,the neighbourhood abandoned explosives and unstable chemicals factory 1,the Private Idaho 1,Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory 1,inside the mind of a dead television star 1,the set of ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ 1,a blazing oil rig 1,an entombed ice breaker 1,an endless skyscraper 1,a traveling circus with an ugly reputation 1,a massive industrialized slaughter house 1,a seemingly peaceful coastal village 1,a secluded and trap filled sewer lair 1,a lighthouse just barely visible from the city walls 1,the busy streets around the city market 1,a house with too many hallways 1,the decadent and perfumed gold district 1,the prestigious university on the hill 1,a partially abandoned, trash filled poor district 1,a sepulchral tomb guarded by grim-faced knights 1,the basement of the local ruler 1,a crystal prison 1,a lighthouse 1,the courthouse 1,the zoo 1,the bell tower 1,an automated library 1,the local tavern 1,an invisible whale carcass 1,the graveyard, beneath the highway 1,a feral street 1,a ghost train 1,the scene of a natural disaster 1,a cruise ship 1,a land that time forgot 1,a time that land forgot 1,nuclear missile silo 1,a swamp 1,the pages of the great American novel 1,in the endless tubes of a children’s playground 1,the storm swept coastline 1,a shivering church 1,the 13 hour 1,a rooftop death arena 1,an island fortress 1,the day of the race

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