Modern Occult Oracle

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This oracle was initially built by the crew at Midnight's Lair.

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[Diamonds]
[Hearts]
[Spades]

Clubs

1,Ace of Clubs: A ritual murder in the sewers, causes all electronic financial transactions to fail within a two mile radius. 1,Two of Clubs: A bored group of rich, suburban housewives mess with a book of magic. 1,Three of Clubs: An irresistibly attractive woman is possessed by an ancient and bitter succubus. 1,Four of Clubs: A voodoo priestess is creating zombies from dead bodies left un-recovered from a terrible natural disaster. 1,Five of Clubs: Behind every mirror within a single house an alien presence awakens, waiting to grab anyone left alone in one of these rooms. 1,Six of Clubs: A problem child, who blames his recent crime spree on his imaginary friend, is actually telling the truth. 1,Seven of Clubs: A violent demon passes from host to host by touch. 1,Eight of Clubs: A young woman teetering on the edge of insanity has committed a heinous murder she can't remember. 1,Nine of Clubs: A red and black stained occult symbol is found etched into a large stone along the beach in full site of a busy parking lot, and no one knows how or when it got there. 1,Ten of Clubs: Since the first of the month, every birth, in every hospital of the city, has been a girl. 1,Jack of Clubs: An unlucky, "lucky bamboo" plant feeds on the luck of its owner. 1,Queen of Clubs: A jukebox foretells the death of anyone who selects Nick Cave's "Red Right Hand." 1,King of Clubs: Evil animated teddy bears with a grudge are awakened by a child's wish.

Diamonds

1,Ace of Diamonds: After a sudden and unexpected rain storm, the gutters and sewer grates of the city are clogged with human hair. 1,Two of Diamonds: A person arrested for a string of thefts discovers a twin s/he never knew existed. 1,Three of Diamonds: A woman tries to commit suicide, then wakes up after a coma with superhuman strength. 1,Four of Diamonds: Neighborhood cats all start taking their mutilated catches to the lawn of a single property, then the cats start disappearing. 1,Five of Diamonds: An image of the crucification appears on the wall of a local diner, made out of a living carpet of cockroaches. 1,Six of Diamonds: A gambler whose sister died at 18 discovers that combinations adding up to 18 are winning too often to be believed coincidence. 1,Seven of Diamonds: A letter, mailed 60 years earlier, details a murder that just happened the day before. 1,Eight of Diamonds: A landscape painting is so realistic that people can sometimes step into it. 1,Nine of Diamonds: A portrait painting is so lifelike that it captures the soul of the person depicted and reflects its corruption. 1,Ten of Diamonds: Out of the corner of their users' eyes, forum avatars scream in agony and struggle against the boundaries of their frame. 1,Jack of Diamonds: Citizens turn increasingly violent as the air over a major metropolitan city goes deathly still for days on end. 1,Queen of Diamonds: Searching through an old trunk, you discover that your single-parent mother is not your mother; you were abducted. 1,King of Diamonds: At every intersection you see an elderly black man in a suit, hat and glasses, but when you look directly at him, he disappears.

Hearts

1,Ace of Hearts: A damaged satellite dish begins receiving TV signals from a country nobody can find on any atlas. 1,Two of Hearts: Every child that you encounter stares fixedly at you with obvious terror. 1,Three of Hearts: You wake up with sore, ink-stained hands. Next to you is a journal, written in a language you can neither read nor identify. 1,Four of Hearts: Portions of a young boy's skin start to irritate him and feel like "they don't belong." Genetic sampling proves him right. 1,Five of Hearts: The square footage of your residence gradually shrinks because the walls are getting imperceptibly thicker and thicker. 1,Six of Hearts: You inherit an old house from an unknown relative one day before it is slated for demolition. 1,Seven of Hearts: During renovations in your home, you find a deck of hand-painted Tarot cards between walls. 1,Eight of Hearts: You meet the man/woman of your dreams, but every time you have sex another dead body turns up somewhere in town. 1,Nine of Hearts: You, and only you, notice that houses are disappearing and the houses around them are "rearranging" to fill the void. 1,Ten of Hearts: You wake up one day and nobody remembers you; not your wife, parents, boss, paperboy, nobody. 1,Jack of Hearts: You managed to finish a cup of foul coffee from the old machine in the corner eight days ago, and you haven't slept since. 1,Queen of Hearts: An mp3 player that was dropped in a lake now details the life of a woman who drowned there. 1,King of Hearts: A blizzard of black snow blankets a city in inky darkness.

Spades

1,Ace of Spades: A bad cut received during an accident bleeds black blood and exposes sleek metallic bones under your skin. 1,Two of Spades: A successful comic artist finds that all his pens, pencils, and brushes will only produce the color black. 1,Three of Spades: A woman tries on a tiny black dress in a second-hand clothing shop; now it won't come off. 1,Four of Spades: A man gets a tattoo on his hand, then it starts growing and spreading. 1,Five of Spades: A found jump drive that, when plugged in, causes arcane symbols to scroll across the screen and an unrecognizable interface to open. 1,Six of Spades: At Noon the sun is eclipsed...but not by the moon. 1,Seven of Spades: Every time you put on your new glasses, one in ten people you see have a black aura surrounding them. 1,Eight of Spades: The tide comes in and keeps coming; its filled with small black fish with a taste for human blood. 1,Nine of Spades: The first of April, starting at 12h01 AM, all decks of playing cards opened contain nothing but 54 black Jokers. 1,Ten of Spades: A prominent downtown hotel lobby has become a place where shadows linger long after their owners have left. 1,Jack of Spades: Children go missing and all that remains are their shadows, reliving their last days. 1,Queen of Spades: Blood diamonds, unknowingly worn by many, truly begin to bleed. 1,King of Spades: A cult of originally mild-mannered, middle-class people have begun ritualistically killing anything cute ... from puppy dogs to children.

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1,A bad cut during an accident bleeds black blood and exposes sleek metallic bones under your skin. 1,A blizzard of black snow blankets a city in inky darkness. 1,A bored group of rich, suburban housewives mess with a book of magic. 1,A cult of originally mild-mannered, middle-class people have begun ritualistically killing anything cute ... from puppy dogs to children. 1,A damaged satellite dish begins receiving TV signals from a country nobody can find on any atlas. 1,A found jump drive that, when plugged in, causes arcane symbols to scroll across the screen and an unrecognizable interface to open. 1,A gambler whose sister died at 18 discovers that combinations adding up to 18 are winning too often to be believed coincidence. 1,A jukebox foretells the death of anyone who selects Nick Cave’s “Red Right Hand.” 1,A landscape painting is so realistic that people can sometimes step into it. 1,A letter, mailed 60 years earlier, details a murder that just happened the day before. 1,A man gets a tattoo on his hand, then it starts growing and spreading. 1,A person arrested for a string of thefts discovers a twin s/he never knew existed. 1,A portrait painting is so lifelike that it captures the soul of the person depicted and reflects its corruption. 1,A problem child, who blames his recent crime spree on his imaginary friend, is actually telling the truth. 1,A prominent downtown hotel lobby has become a place where shadows linger long after their owners have left. 1,A red and black stained occult symbol is found etched into a large stone along the beach in full site of a busy parking lot, and no one knows how or when it got there. 1,A ritual murder in the sewers, causes all electronic financial transactions to fail within a two mile radius. 1,A successful comic artist finds that all his pens, pencils, and brushes will only produce the color black. 1,A violent demon passes from host to host by touch. 1,A voodoo priestess is creating zombies from dead bodies left un-recovered from a terrible natural disaster. 1,A woman tries on a tiny black dress in a second-hand clothing shop; now it won’t come off. 1,A woman tries to commit suicide, then wakes up after a coma with superhuman strength. 1,A young woman teetering on the edge of insanity has committed a heinous murder she can’t remember. 1,After a sudden and unexpected rain storm, the gutters and sewer grates of the city are clogged with human hair. 1,An image of the crucification appears on the wall of a local diner, made out of a living carpet of cockroaches. 1,An irresistibly attractive woman is possessed by an ancient and bitter succubus. 1,An mp3 player that was dropped in a lake now details the life of a woman who drowned there. 1,An unlucky, “lucky bamboo” plant feeds on the luck of its owner. 1,At every intersection you see an elderly black man in a suit, hat and glasses, but when you look directly at him, he disappears. 1,At Noon the sun is eclipsed...but not by the moon. 1,Behind every mirror within a single house an alien presence awakens, waiting to grab anyone left alone in one of these rooms. 1,Blood diamonds, unknowingly worn by many, truly begin to bleed. 1,Children go missing and all that remains are their shadows, reliving their last days. 1,Citizens commit random acts of violence as the air over a major metropolitan city goes deathly still for days on end. 1,During renovations in your home, you find a deck of hand-painted Tarot cards between walls. 1,Every child that you encounter stares fixedly at you with obvious terror. 1,Every time you put on your new glasses, one in ten people you see have a black aura surrounding them. 1,Evil animated teddy bears with a grudge are awakened by a child’s wish. 1,Neighborhood cats all start taking their mutilated catches to the lawn of a single property, then the cats start disappearing. 1,Out of the corner of their users’ eyes, forum avatars scream in agony and struggle against the boundaries of their frame. 1,Portions of a young boy’s skin start to irritate him and feel like “they don’t belong.” Genetic sampling proves him right. 1,Searching through an old trunk, you discover that your single-parent mother is not your mother; you were abducted. 1,Since the first of the month, every birth, in every hospital of the city, has been a girl. 1,The first of April, starting at 12h01 AM, all decks of playing cards opened contain nothing but 54 black Jokers. 1,The square footage of your residence gradually shrinks because the walls are getting imperceptibly thicker and thicker. 1,The tide comes in and keeps coming; it’s filled with small black fish with a taste for human blood. 1,You inherit an old house from an unknown relative one day before it is slated for demolition. 1,You managed to finish a cup of foul coffee from the old machine in the corner eight days ago, and you haven’t slept since. 1,You meet the man/woman of your dreams, but every time you have sex another dead body turns up somewhere in town. 1,You wake up one day and nobody remembers you; not your wife, parents, boss, paperboy, nobody. 1,You wake up with sore, ink-stained hands. Next to you is a journal, written in a language you can neither read nor identify. 1,You, and only you, notice that houses are disappearing and the houses around them are “rearranging” to fill the void.

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