Conspiracy theories
This is intended for modern-day conspiracies. All are completely fictional fnord.
Conspiracies!
The fact is that Osama bin Laden remains at large, therefore The Peaceful Guardians of the City will be kind and generous to everyone to decimate the human population. COPYING and DISSIMENATION of this IMPORTANT INFORMATION is ENCOURAGED.
The Canadians, through their uneasy alliance with organized crime, will implant microchips in our teeth to bring about the return of their master, C'thulhu. All we can do is hide under the bed and hope it goes away.
The Sublime Followers of the South, through their mysterious backers, bikers, try to turn the planet Jupiter into a second sun, to achieve total world domination. All we can do is hide under the bed and hope it goes away.
The Wise Assemblage of the Rod, through their brainwashed lackies, the Church of Satan, will infect specific minorities with AIDS in order to start World War 3. All we can do is put our head between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye.
It is obvious that the 9/11 attacks were set up by the government, which only reinforces the fact that The Innocent Taletellers are scheming to fake the moon landing, as part of their plan to to unleash the armys of Satan!
It is a well-known fact that the moon landing was faked, which only reinforces the fact that The Milkman plan to infect specific minorities with AIDS in order to cover up the existence of Bigfoot.
The Frozen Horde, through their pawns, the Russian maffia, try to reverse-engineer UFO technology to claim the world for Satan.
The Hypnocracy, through their pawns, the Mossad, will drive the economy into the ground, so as to re-elect the President.
It is a well-known fact that Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone when he "assassinated" Kennedy, and that could only be true if The Templars have already managed to beat up people at random to claim the world for Satan. All we can do is go on strike until the economy collapses.
As we all know, vaccination causes autism, which only reinforces the fact that The Hypnocracy plan to mass breed genetically engineered superhumans to bring back legalized slavery! All we can do is pray you dont get sniped.
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