Bad Year in Bear Lake

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Howdy, young feller! Come set a spell by th’ farr …
an’ let Grampaw tell yuh all ’bout th’ good ol’ days, here in Bear Lake …!

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story

1,[chunks]

chunks

1,[¶] 2,[¶] [¶] 2,[¶] [¶] [¶] 4,[¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] 4,[¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] 6,[¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] 4,[¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] 4,[¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] 2,[¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] 2,[¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] 1,[¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶] [¶]

i

1, 

1,[i][i][i][i][i][paragraph]

paragraph

1,[⌘] 2,[⌘] [⌘] 3,[⌘] [⌘] [⌘] 3,[⌘] [⌘] [⌘] [⌘] 2,[⌘] [⌘] [⌘] [⌘] [⌘] 1,[⌘] [⌘] [⌘] [⌘] [⌘] [⌘]

1,[main]


prelude

1,Back ’round [year] 1,H’it all happened along back ’bout [year] 1,H’it was [year] 1,H’it was [year], quite a dif’nt time 1,H’it would’ve been [year] 1,Had t’ be [year], that was when [hero] died, as I recall 1,Th’ time shore do fly … [year], that was 1,Yuh wanna hear ’bout [hero]…? That takes me back t’ [year]

year

1,[yr] 1,[yr][aside_chance] 1,[yr][approx_chance][aside_chance]

yr

1,189[Dice.digit] 1,19[Dice.1d4][Dice.digit] 1,19[Dice.1d4][Dice.digit]ish 10,[modifier] th’ [era]

aside_chance

4, 1,, back jes’ afore’n we got electrified 1,, back when we bought ever’thin’ out’n th’ Sears catalog 1,, in th’ ol’ days, a right smart spell ago 1,, bootleggers out at th’ lake 1,, [ij]

modifier

1,along ’bout 1,jes’ afore’n 1,jes’ atter 1,mebbe 1,nigh on 1,right afore’n 1,right atter

era

1,damn Spanish-American War 1,days afore’n they built th’ fish house … [modifier] 192[Dice.digit] 1,dust bowl … [modifier] 193[Dice.digit] 1,depression … [modifier] 193[Dice.digit] 1,early forties 1,early thirties 1,mid-twenties 1,roarin’ twenties 1,start o’ th’ Great War 1,turn o’ th’ century

approx_chance

2, 1, nelly ’bout 1, or so 1, or they’bouts 1, pert-near 1, plum nelly

IH

1,[INTRO] [hero]

main

10,[m_end]. [END] 1,Say whut yuh want ’bout [hero] … he [strength]. [fun_tale]. 1,[IH] [entered_contest]. [fun_tale]. He sure as hell din’t win. 1,[IH], he [action]. He was obsest [timespan] with this [object]. 1,[IH], he found him a [object] right atter [event]. He [strength]. 1,[IH], he got hisse’f kilt in [accident]. Caused quite a ruckus at th’ time – [year]. 1,[IH], he had him this [object] whut, frankly, made ever’body [emotion]. He [weakness]. He [strength] though. 1,Darn [hero], he made us all [emotion], whut with th’ [object] and all. He [weakness]. 1,Th’ thing with [hero] an’ th’ [object][exclamation] He jes’ [action]. 1,That thing whut happened [place][exclamation] Damn [hero] an’ th’ [object]. He jes’ [action]. 1,[IH] was as strong’s a [dangerous_animal]. Man[persistence]. [END] 1,I gotta hand it t’ [hero][persistence]. Jes’ a-lookin’ fer th’ [object]. We [town_action] … [END] 1,He [action]. Still makes me [emotion][exclamation] [END] 1,I seed whut [hero] did[exclamation] [END]

m_end

1,[IH], he [action]. He [weakness] 1,[IH], he done got aholt o’ a [object] [place] 1,[IH], he got involved [place] atter [event] 1,[INTRO] that was th’ time [hero] [fought] that [bad_adj] [villain] [place]. [fight_end] 1,[INTRO] that was when that [bad_adj] [villain] holed up at [location]. He [weakness]. Had a [weapon] on ’im, too. Later, we [town_action] 1,[INTRO] that was when [hero] [acquired][badcase] th’ [disease]. He [treatment] [result]. He [strength] 1,[town_ire]. We [town_action] 1,That [villain], he was [det] [bad_adj] [insult]. He [weakness] 1,We [town_action]. [town_ire] ’cuz he’d [action] 1,Ye’d go [place] an’ see [hero] ever’ night, a-lookin’ [emotion]. He [strength]

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det

1,a 1,the biggest 1,one 1,some kinda

persistence

1, – he might like-t’ been [emotion], but he’d make th’ trip [direction] t’ [location] ever’ day anyhow 1,, he hounded that [bad_adj] [villain] [timespan] 1,, he was one persist’nt [insult]. He din’t care if’n h’it hare-lipped granny, he wun’t ’bout t’ let it be 1,, he was one obst’nate [insult]. He wouldn’t give in 1,, he wouldn’t let it be 1,, th’ [insult] b’lieved in persev’ration 1,, that [insult] wouldn’t quit 1,, that feller jes’ kep’ atter h’it

INTRO

3,[sure_as], 1,An’body c’da tol’ yuh 1,An’body’d tell yuh 1,As I recall, 1,Back then, 1,Back’n them days, 1,Don’t rightly recollect, but 1,Ever’body knowed 1,I ’member 1,I do b’lieve ’twas ’roun’ then, yep, 1,I reckon 1,I swear 1,I think 1,I’m a-tellin’ yuh 1,I’m sure 1,If’n I ain’t mixed up, 1,If’n I recall rightly, 1,H’it’s sartain 1,Lessee now, 1,Thet thar takes me back … [intro] 1,Well now, 1,Welp, 1,Why, 1,Y’know

hero

1,Abrum 1,Alvin 1,Billy Ray 1,Boss Tyler 1,Br’er Bob 1,Buck 1,Charlie Poole 1,Chester 1,Clarence 1,Cullom Hodapp 1,Dale 1,Doc Wilson 1,Elmer 1,Enos 1,Ernest 1,Floyd 1,Herman 1,Hobo Bill 1,Jasper 1,Jed 1,Jimmy 1,Judge Purvis 1,Melvin 1,ol’ Harv 1,Orville Hicks 1,Preacher Casey 1,Redd 1,Sheriff Johnson 1,Tiny 1,Tom Firby 1,Virgil 1,Walt 1,ol’ man Weatherby 1,Wesley 1,Wilbur

villain

1,Ace Maddox 1,Alton 1,Anderson boy 1,Billy Joe 1,Bobby Lee Hunter 1,Bubba 1,carpetbagger 1,Casey 1,Cecil 1,Clem Walters 1,Clyde 1,Cooter 1,Darryl 1,Delbert McCoy 1,Eddie 1,fish-house hermit 1,Gaylord Gannon 1,Gunnar Hansen 1,Hank McCaffrey 1,Harry 1,Horace Spuckler 1,Jerry Bellows 1,Jesse 1,Junior Munroe 1,Kane 1,Leroy 1,Lloyd 1,Luther 1,Merle 1,Muley 1,Nash Murdock 1,Obie Jessup 1,Roy 1,Silas 1,Vern 1,whutzis-name 1,Willie 1,Zeb Hines 1,Zeke McKade

END

3,[ending]. 2,[ending] … [ending]. 1,[ending] – [ij], [ending].

ending

1,’spect I’d’a done th’ same, frankly 1,ain’t that sump’n? 1,all’s well whut ends well 1,an’ right afore [event], too 1,an’ that’s jes’ th’ way ’twas 1,as th’ twig’s bent, so grow th’ tree 1,best laugh t’ keep from cryin’ 1,but that’s jes’ how ’twas 1,cain’t change it now 1,cain’t git ahead fer tryin’ 1,don’t I know it 1,don’t that tear yuh fer a duster? 1,don’t wanna talk ’bout that no more 1,end o’ story 1,ever’ tub must stand on ’tsown bottom 1,h’ain’t much else t’ say ’bout that 1,h’it was sump’n else 1,h’it’s jes’ how it goes 1,I heared tell he up an’ died by th’ time [tragedy] 1,I seent it all 1,let bygones be bygones, I allus say 1,not much choice, rilly 1,still get [emotion] thinkin’ ’bout it 1,still got th’ [object] ’roun’ here sum’ers 1,th’ last time we seent ’im, we [town_action] 1,things was shore dif’nt back then 1,those’r th’ days 1,too late now, though 1,too little, too late, I reckon 1,whut’s done is done

fun_tale

1,[tale_start] [tale_mid]. [tale_end]

tale_start

1,At [happy_event], 1,At [meeting] [place] 1,He was [place], an’ 1,He was at [happy_event], an’ 1,I ’member [meeting] [place]. He come up an’ 1,Once’t, at [happy_event] [place][exclamation] 1,One time [place],

tale_mid

1,[ij], he [funny_action] 1,[ij], he done [funny_action] 1,he – or was’t t’other time? … Welp, I reckon he [funny_action] 1,he [funny_action] 1,he [funny_action], with his [object] 1,he jes’ [funny_action] 1,he started wavin’ this [object]. [ij], he [drank]

tale_end

1,Ever’body had a big laugh over that 1,Had us all rollin’ with that one 1,Still gimme a good chuckle, even now 1,Like-t’ th’ dumbest thing I ever seed 1,Folks jes’ couldn’t stop laughin’ 1,I tell yuh, [ending]

funny_action

1,cut up some monkeyshines 1,had a damn-fool grin on his face 1,kep’ on funnin’ us th’ whole time 1,started a-skippin’ right frisky-like 1,tole a yarn none o’ us c’d b’lieve 1,tried t’ do … oh Lordy … 1,tript an’ fell plumb over his’n chair 4,[drank]

exclamation

1, – hot damn. 1, – that was bad. 1, – who th’ hell knew? 1, – who’d’a thunk it? 1, … dadgummit. 1, … damn right. 1, … h’it was bad. 1,, aw hell. 1,, shoot. 1,, still cain’t b’lieve it. 1,, sunuvagun.

emotion

1,afeart 1,all het up 1,all misty-eyed 1,angry 1,ashamed 1,compunctious 1,fit t’ be tied 1,nervous 1,remorseful 1,restless 1,sad 1,shameful 1,sick 1,sore 1,suspicious 1,uncomfortable 1,uneasy 1,worried

town_action

1,’splaint th’ situation t’ ’im 1,buried ’im with h’it 1,called th’ Sheriff, but they din’t take ’im up 1,cut down on ’im with a [weapon] 1,din’t ax no questions ’bout that 1,give ’im th’ whut-fer 1,made sure it din’t never happen agin 1,never brung it up agin 1,never lookt at ’im th’ same atter 1,run ’im outta town 1,set ’im a-sparkin’ with a purty gal from Junction City 1,shot ’im in th’ [Body Parts.Head] [place] 1,strung his sorry ass up, [place] 1,tried t’ he’p ’im, honest t’ God we did 1,tried t’ reason with ’im 1,tuck ’im out back fer t’ ’splain things t’ ’im 1,tuck ’im out drankin’, tried t’ git his mind off’n it

town_ire

1,[ij], [ti] 1,[ti]

ti

1,folks was right [emotion] 1,got all o’ his’n kinfolk [emotion] 1,people git all riled up, an’ [emotion] 1,some disliked th’ notion, but we had t’ git ’er done 1,th’ whole damn town was in a uproar 1,we did whut we had t’ 1,we’s all fixin’ t’ do sump’n, but [hero] tole us t’ wait 1,it done stirred ever’body up

ij

0,interjection (maybe split into pre- and -post versions) 2,[sure_as] 1,I kid yuh not 1,I tell yuh whut 1,I’m a-tellin’ yuh 1,oh Lordy 1,mercy sakes 1,shoot 1,well sir 1,welp 1,yuh best b’lieve

sure_as

1,jes’ as sure as [sa] 1,sure as [sa] 1,sure’s [sa]

sa

1,brook t’ run t’ river 1,death an’ taxes 1,eggs in April 1,eggs is eggs 1,fishes swim an’ birds do fly 1,I’m a-settin’ here 1,my gun’s iron 1,shootin’ 1,th’ coat’s on yer back 1,th’ sun come up in th’ East 1,th’ sun come up over Pig Holler 1,ye’re born

action

1,borne that shame [timespan] 1,bottled it up [timespan] 1,carried a great burden [timespan] 1,ignored it [timespan] 1,kep’ on a-yappin’ ’bout it [timespan] 1,watched an’ waited [timespan] 1,wouldn’t let up [timespan] 1,ent up a-kill’n’ hisse’f over it 1,kep’ pushin’. Th’ [insult] wouldn’t quit 1,let ’er all go t’ hell 1,tried so hard. No use in that, o’ course 1,tried t’ “make it right” … as if he could 1,gone out a-fishin’ an’ never come back

timespan

1,’til it all come undone 1,’til it blowed up in his face 1,’til one day, he finally snapt 1,’til th’ day he died 1,all them years 1,at least ten, twenty year 1,fer years 1,his whole life

entered_contest

1,decided t’ run in th’ big race 1,entert th’ pie-eatin’ contest 1,filed him a sham lawsuit agin’ [villain] 1,run fer mayor 1,tried t’ win th’ “Man o’ Th’ Year” contest

drank

1,drunk hisse’f into a stupor 1,drunk ’til he fell over 1,got drank plum nelly under th’ table by [villain] 1,was so drunk he c’d barely stand

treatment

1,used a [bottle] 1,chugged down a [bottle] 1,drunk up a [bottle] 1,tried th’ [bottle]

bottle

1,bottle o’ snake-oil 1,deadly pizen 1,flask 1,jug o’ moonshine 1,quack cure-all, whut [hero] liked 1,snort 1,vial o’ medicine

result

1,’cuz he jes’ couldn’t take no more 1,an’ that holp, fer a spell 1,but it din’t do no good, no how 1,tryin’ anythin’, y’know … hopin’ 1,tryin’ t’ dull th’ pain

fought

1,beat th’ tar outta 1,beat up 1,brawlt with 1,fit with 1,give a lickin’ t’ 1,had him a dis’greement with 1,handed out a attitude adjus’ment t’ 1,opent up a can o’ whoopass on 1,pickt a fight with 1,pickt on 1,set to it “fist an’ skull” on 1,started a ruckus with 1,tuck him a run-ago at 1,wanted t’ duel

fight_end

1,[hero] come up an’ put a end t’ it, lick’ty-split 1,You’d’a thunk that’d learn ’im, atter he like-t’ got hisse’f knockt into th’ middle o’ nex’ week 1,He got whupped, but … [ij], we had us a laugh 1,Th’ best was when [hero] come up an’ got jobbed in th’ [Body Parts.Head] askidently 1,Then that [bad_adj] [villain] pult a [armed] an’ [ij], things got right dicey

weakness

4,[weakness], an’ [weakness] 1,drunk like a fish 1,got a li’l too crazy with that [armed] 1,had a [armed] he was allus wavin’ at folks 1,had him this [bottle] he couldn’t let go of 1,let us all know, he hated that [bad_adj] [villain] 1,jes’ wun’t th’ same atter’n he come back from th’ war 1,liked t’ show off a touch too much 1,made sev’ral enemies 1,smoked like a chimbley 1,was a right [insult] 1,was a real womanizer 1,was dangeris. [town_ire] 1,was one [bad_adj] [insult] 1,was sure a [bad_adj] [insult]

strength

4,[strength], an’ [strength] 1,c’d chop more wood’n yuh c’d shake a stick at 1,c’d drive a post like nobody’s bidness 1,had him a right gentle soul 1,had a way with fixin’ up machines 1,made some o’ th’ best damn geegaws ’round these parts 1,raised him some decent boys 1,shore liked havin’ a time 1,treated most folks with respect 1,was powerf’l gen’rous 1,was right jovial, th’ most days 1,was allus ready with his [weapon] 1,was allus there t’ lend a hand 1,was one o’ th’ smartest fellers I ever knowed 1,was right kind t’ them whut he liked 1,wun’t so tough once’t yuh got t’ know ’im 1,would piss on a sparkplug if’n he thought it’d help

bad_adj

5,[bad_adj], [bad_adj] 1,boozin’ 1,cheatin’ 1,consarned 1,crooked 1,dadburnt 1,damn fool 1,dimwitted 1,dirty 1,doggone 1,flea-bit 1,greedy 1,ignint 1,low-down 1,lyin’ 1,mangy 1,no-good 1,orn’ry 1,sigogglin’ 1,sleazy 1,slimy 1,sorry good fer nothin’ 1,swindlin’ 1,tetched 1,thickheaded 1,two-bit 1,yellow-bellied

insult

1,bastard 1,goober 1,jerk 1,jughead 1,mongrel 1,ninc’mpoop 1,piece o’ work 1,son-of-a-gun 1,sumbitch 1,varmint

object

1,[book] 1,[bottle] 1,[letter] 1,[money] 1,[toy] 1,[armed]

book

1,Bible 1,bit o’ “evidence” he had 1,box o’ “French” pi’tures 1,damn manuscript 1,ledger

armed

4,[weapon] 2,[weapon] (like th’ one [hero] allus had) 1,thing he brought back from th’ war

weapon

1,bay’net 1,blunderbuss 1,bowie knife 1,cap’n’ball gun 1,Civil War off’cer’s sword 1,club a-wrapt in bobwar 1,Colt Peacemaker 1,derringer 1,farmer’s scattergun 1,Gatlin’-gun 1,hog rifle 1,huntin’ knife 1,pitchfork 1,rifle gun 1,Winch’ster 12-gauge

letter

1,letter from [address] 1,letter t’ [address] 1,[document]

address

1,his chirrens 1,his fambly 1,his ol’ granny 1,his sweetheart 1,th’ gubmint 1,th’ military

document

1,confession 1,deed t’ [hero]’s farm 1,notarized letter 1,plan he wrote out 1,sketch o’ [location] 1,weird map o’ [location]

money

1,bag o’ money he stole 1,bunch o’ money he needed 1,buried jar o’ gold 1,load o’ cash in that mattress 1,wallet [hero] lost 1,windfall he inherited

toy

1,hand-me-down doll 1,key t’ th’ cellar 1,piece o’ jewelry 1,stupid toy [villain] give his sweetheart 1,thing whut he give that gal

dangerous_animal

1,bear 1,coon 1,ox 1,polecat 1,rabid hound dog 1,ragin’ bull 1,snake 1,wolf

farm_equipment

1,combine 1,hog oiler 1,thresher 1,tiller 1,traction engine 1,tractor 1,winnowing machine

event

2,[special_event] 1,[holiday] 1,[funeral] 1,[birth] 1,[wedding] 1,[meeting]

holiday

1,Christmas 1,[villain]’s birthday 1,Easter 1,Thanksgivin’ 1,th’ Fourth o’ July 1,his big ann’vers’ry 1,th’ one day a year he’d up an’ git pie-eyed

funeral

1,his Pa’s funeral 1,his Mother’s funeral 1,th’ time his boy died 1,th’ time his wife died

birth

1,his boy was born 1,his daughter was born 1,that freak was born

wedding

1,he got married 1,he finally got hitched 1,his sweetheart done married that feller [place] 1,he run off with whut’s-her-name

meeting

1,th’ circus 1,th’ tent revival 1,th’ vigilance committee

special_event

2,[sad_event] 1,[happy_event]

happy_event

1,[hero]’s hootenanny 1,Ida’s big weddin’ 1,th’ barn dance 1,th’ big church supper 1,th’ corn-shuckin’ bee 1,th’ county fair 1,th’ fiddlin’ festival 1,th’ harvest hoedown 1,th’ hay balin’ contest 1,th’ quiltin’ frolic 1,th’ tri-county jamboree 1,th’ welcome-home party fer [hero]

sad_event

1,[accident] 1,[tragedy]

accident

1,a car axident 1,a axident while they’s a-huntin’ [dangerous_animal] 1,th’ [farm_equipment] incident 1,th’ axident with th’ [farm_equipment] 1,th’ axident with th’ [armed] 1,th’ catastrophe with th’ [farm_equipment] 1,th’ mishap with th’ [armed] 1,th’ tramplin’ axident 1,that [dangerous_animal] attack 1,that one awful axident with [hero]’s [farm_equipment]

tragedy

1,that animal disease [arrival] 1,that damn swarm [arrival] 1,that awful ice storm [arrival] 1,th’ big blizzard [arrival] 1,th’ big crop failure [arrival] 1,th’ blight [arrival] 1,th’ flood [arrival] 1,th’ hailstorm [arrival] 1,th’ heat wave [arrival] 1,th’ hurricane [arrival] 1,th’ tornado [arrival] 1,th’ dust storm at [location] 1,we got snowed in at [location]

arrival

1,come 1,dropt in 1,happened 1,hit 1,rolled in 1,struck

place

1,[intensifier] [direction] [adv] [location]

intensifier

2, 1,along 1,way

direction

1,out 1,up 1,down 1,over 1,yonder

adv

1,at 1,by 1,near 1,next t’ 1,not far from 1,right by

location

1,[hero]’s place 1,[villain]’s farm 1,Bent Crick 1,Deep Gap 1,Hog Lick 1,Junction City 1,Pig Holler 1,Puckett’s 40 1,Route 28 1,th’ broke-down cooperage 1,th’ crossroads 1,th’ dry-goods store 1,th’ fish house 1,th’ lake 1,th’ laurel hell 1,th’ ol’ tumble-down farmstead 1,th’ park 1,th’ pharmacy 1,th’ swamp 1,th’ woods

acquired

2,come down with 1,b’come afflicted by 1,b’come ill with 1,b’come indisposed on account o’ 1,got hisse’f knockt out by 1,got hit with 1,got knockt down by 1,got laid out by 1,got sidelined by 1,got taken down with 1,had him 1,took to ailin’ on account o’ 1,was laid up with

badcase

6, 2, a bad case o’ 1, a right nasty case o’ 1, a plum awful case o’


disease

1,ague 1,apoplexy 1,bad blood 1,Black Dog 1,black lung 1,Black Rose 1,Blue Boar 1,brain fever 1,catarrh 1,chilblains 1,croup 1,dropsy 1,Egyptian Inheritance 1,English disease 1,Fever o’ th’ Spirits 1,foul disease 1,fourteen-day fever 1,framboesia 1,French crust 1,French pox 1,frog tongue 1,grippe 1,inanition 1,King’s Evil 1,lockjaw 1,palsy 1,purpelia 1,putrid sore throat 1,quinsey 1,ragpicker’s disease 1,red gum 1,Risin’ o’ th’ Lights 1,rosy drop 1,scrumpox 1,shinbone fever 1,Spanish fever 1,squinzey 1,St. Anthony’s Farr 1,summer c’mplaint 1,sweatin’ sickness 1,tick-fever 1,tissick 1,water on th’ knee 1,yellerjacket

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Subtables

note: internal table names and contents subject to change (Oct. 2014)
  • accident; acquired; action; address; adv; approx_chance; armed; arrival; aside_chance; birth; book; bottle; dangerous_animal; direction; disease; document; drank; emotion; END; ending; entered_contest; era; event; exclamation; farm_equipment; fight_end; fought; fun_tale; funeral; funny_action; happy_event; hero; holiday; IH; ij; intensifier; INTRO; letter; location; m_end; main; meeting; modifier; money; insult; object; persistence; place; pre; prelude; bad_adj; result; sa; sad_event; special_event; strength; sure_as; tale_end; tale_mid; tale_start; test; ti; timespan; town_action; town_ire; toy; tragedy; treatment; villain; weakness; weapon; wedding; year; yr
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