Film Noir Monologue

[A]

[B]

[C]

[D]

[F]

5,[A] 5,[B] 3,[C] 5,[D] 2,[E] 5,[F]
 * Main

1,[Intro] I had just [WentTo] [Restaurant] and ordered [RestaurantOrder]. So in [Walks] [Contact] – looking for me as usual. Turns out [Victim] got [Killed]. [Weapon]. [Time]
 * A

1,I remember it like it was yesterday. 1,I remember this one case … I was fresh on the Force. Had a thin mustache and a thinner wallet … but even back then I had a sharp nose for hot leads. 1,I remember when I was still a rookie, just another gumshoe bumbling his way through the concrete jungle. 1,It was a bad week in a bad month; maybe even a bad year. The Times were calling it the worst crime spike the city had ever seen. 1,It was a cool, black night. The night stuck to you like it was something real; some black, tangible fabric made of smoke, deceit, and murder. 1,It was a crisp day, and the breeze was stiff and brisk. Leaves mingled with trash as they blew through the alleys and side streets. 1,It was a dark and stormy night. 1,It was a dark day in the big city. Normal for this time of year, but something felt darker today … something more sinister. 1,It was a few years back. I had just gotten on the Force. 1,It was a heat wave; worst in years. Scalding, scorching, sweltering heat … it was so hot the newsies had gone on strike. Hell, even the thermometers had gone on strike … about 20 degrees ago. 1,It was an oppressively hot day in the city. The blacktop was baking, and the broads on 1[Th] and Main were wearing even less than usual. 1,It was another one of those days. 1,It was as hot as I’d ever remembered it. Just blistering. You could cook breakfast right on the sidewalk; that is, if you could bear to eat off of the filthiest imaginable surface on earth. 1,It was bitterly cold out on the streets … at least the wind had died down for the moment. 1,It was blustery out. The snow was coming in sideways, hard. It had only been a few hours and the streets were already a cold, brown mush. 1,It was brisk. The wind blew right through your jacket like it was a sieve. 1,It was cold out. So cold it even drove the beggars inside. My gloves stuck to the door handle for a moment as I was getting out of [TheCar]. 1,It was freezing. I nearly slipped on the ice outside the door. 1,It was raining; the kind of rain that you’d hope would just clean the filth right off the streets. 1,It was what folks call the dead of winter. The dirt had mixed with the ice and snow until the alleys were plastered in a crunchy, gritty brown. 1,Listen … it started like this. 1,Rain. Hard, drumming, pounding rain. It’d been coming down for hours. 1,Snow. Since when the hell did it snow around here? And it was coming down in buckets. 1,So there I was. 1,The air was cool and moist downtown, and the clouds were heavy-laden and ripe with rain. 1,The air was heavy in the big city; the heat roiling off the pavement was stifling. 1,The lights, the smoke, the grime, the city itself … seemed to be alive that day. 1,The smog mixed with the muggy air and it was stifling. I wanted to get out of town like a rat leaving a sinking ship, but there was some pressing business to attend to. 1,This one could bring the [Dice.1d8][Th] Precinct to its knees, and maybe the whole city down with it. 1,Well, this is how it all went down.
 * Intro

1,the car 1,my car 1,the cab 1,my cab 1,the squad car 1,my squad car
 * TheCar

1,1st 1,2nd 1,3rd 1,4th 1,5th 1,6th 1,7th 1,8th 1,9th 1,0th
 * Th

1,cruised into 1,made my way to 1,stopped by 1,stopped into 1,stopped off at 1,strolled into 1,walked into 1,waltzed into 1,wandered into 1,went to
 * WentTo

4,Al’s 4,Bobby’s 4,Danny-O’s 4,Dino’s 4,Ed’s 4,Frank’s 4,Hank’s 4,Jimmy’s 4,Lenny’s 4,Louie’s 4,Ricky’s 4,Sammy’s 4,Sharkey’s 4,Tommy’s 3,my usual joint 3,the corner pub 3,the pub 1,a classy joint 1,a cozy little place 1,a hole-in-the-wall 1,the greasiest spoon in town 1,the nearest watering hole
 * Restaurant

1,a scotch and soda, neat 1,a tall bourbon 1,a vodka on the rocks 1,a hot coffee 1,the house blend 1,a weak cup of joe 1,some strong coffee 1,a brandy 1,a whiskey toddy 1,a whiskey sour 1,a whiskey, straight 1,a strong Shirley Temple 1,a glass of suds 1,a gin and tonic 1,a tasty beverage 1,a club and some chips 1,a cuban press 1,a ham on rye with swiss 1,a turkey with thin-sliced cucumbers and extra mayo 1,chops and potatoes 1,the meatloaf 1,the usual 1,my usual 1,the best burger the city has to offer 1,the best cuban press this side of Spanish Harlem 1,the best fish and chips short of the Bay 1,one hell of a ham sandwich 1,the soup of the day and a small sandwich 1,the special of the day 1,the catch of the day 1,a piece of cherry pie 1,a cuban press and a strong coffee 1,a reuben with muenster and some weak coffee 1,a slice of pie and a coffee 1,a good hot cup of coffee 1,a cup of joe and some toast 1,a cup of joe and a few stale donuts 1,some cold coffee and colder toast 1,a tall dagwood and a beer to wash it down with 1,some sliced tomatoes and a cold beer 1,a bite to eat 1,a poorly-made martini 1,a badly-mixed manhattan 1,a quick bite 1,something to take the edge off 1,something to ease my mind 1,something to silence my grumbling stomach 1,something to help me forget about the night before 1,something strong; something I won’t order there again
 * RestaurantOrder

1,bursts 1,comes 1,strolls 1,walks
 * Walks

1,[PoliceRank] [American Census Names.surname] 1,[PoliceRank] [Italian Names.Surname] 1,[PoliceRank] Mac[ScottishMale.ScottishClan] 1,[PoliceRank] Mc[ScottishMale.ScottishClan] 1,[Italian Names.MaleFirst] [ShadyContact] 1,[American Census Names.commonmale] [ShadyContact] 1,[American Census Names.commonmale] [American Census Names.surname]
 * Contact

1,, one of my usual informants 1,Six Toes 1,Snake Eyes 1,the Bookie 1,the Bulldog 1,the Butcher 1,the Cat 1,the Dog 1,the Fence 1,the Fish 1,the money-launderer 1,the Rat 1,the Shark 1,the Snake 1,the Snitch 1,the Worm 1,Two Fingers
 * ShadyContact

3,Detective 3,Sergeant 2,Investigator 2,Lieutenant 2,Agent 1,Special Agent 1,Special Investigator 1,Federal Agent 1,Chief 1,Commissioner 1,Father 1,Brother
 * PoliceRank

5,[American Census Names.commonmale] [American Census Names.surname] 4,[American Census Names.commonmale] 4,[American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 4,[Contact] 3,[American Census Names.surname] 2,[American Census Names.female] 2,[American Census Names.uncommonmale] 1,[American Census Names.uncommonmale] [American Census Names.surname] 1,Father [Italian Names.Surname] 1,Father Mac[ScottishMale.ScottishClan] 1,Father Mc[ScottishMale.ScottishClan]
 * Victim

3,axed 3,nailed 3,smoked 2,iced 2,offed 2,snuffed 2,whacked 1,butchered 1,done in 1,killed 1,murdered 1,snubbed 1,waxed
 * Killed

1,A Columbian neck-tie 1,A decapitation 1,Body had lots of issues – drugs, [Dice.2d4] stab wounds, and broken bones 1,Body had lots of issues – drugs, [Dice.2d4] stab wounds, and the face looked like it took a shotgun shell at point-blank range 1,Body had multiple bullet wounds, execution-style 1,Boys at the lab say it was done with a small-caliber revolver 1,Done in by pistol-whipping 1,Found a bloody pry-bar near the body 1,Found a candlestick with blood on it that matched the wounds on the body 1,Found a telephone cord near the body with clear signs of struggle 1,Found shells from a very large-caliber revolver nearby 1,Guess they still had some vinegar in them – seems one of the attackers’ ears got torn off in the struggle 1,Had a single bullet wound through the base of the neck, execution-style 1,Had to be done with a sizable knife, based on the coroner’s report 1,It looked like a set-up; they were attacked from several angles 1,It looked like they managed to fight back – a bloody trail led out the window 1,It was a stabbing 1,Looks like a blunt object did them in 1,Looks like they were done in with a lead pipe 1,Looks like they were knocked out then dragged for a while 1,Seemed there was a small explosion – it had blown the victim’s [BodyPart] clear off 1,Seems a large-caliber rifle was involved 1,Seems there was a struggle, and they were asphyxiated 1,Seems there was a struggle, and they were strangled to death 1,Seems they were hit with a heavy object 1,Small-caliber rifle, according to the lab 1,The body had been burned, but whoever did it was an amateur 1,The body had been quartered by a butcher knife 1,The body had more holes in it than Roosevelt’s economic plan 1,The body had more holes in it than Swiss cheese in a rat trap 1,The body was badly burned 1,The body was cut into neat little pieces 1,The body was cut up pretty bad 1,The body was found hanging by a violin string 1,The body was found in pieces 1,The body was found in the trunk of a car, in pieces 1,The body was found strangled by a violin string 1,The bone damage to the spinal cord indicated they were addled to death 1,The boys at the lab say it was an unknown poison 1,The lab says they were poisoned 1,The scene was a damn bloodbath. Took four hours just to scrape together something for identification 1,The scene was an absolute mess, the place was soaked in blood from both the victim and the attackers 1,The victim had unloaded two pistols on the attackers, and there was blood everywhere at the scene 1,The victim was strangled with their own jacket 1,The victim was strangled with their own shoe lace 1,The victim’s fingers had been chopped off to prevent identification; they had to use dental records 1,The victim’s pistol was found nearby, seems they tried to put up a fight 1,The victim’s shotgun and several empty shells were found nearby 1,The victim’s skull was missing all its teeth; guess the killer forgot about fingerprints 1,There was a bloody crowbar at the scene 1,There was a formaldehyde-soaked cloth under the body 1,There was a lotta stress on the spinal column; victim probably got throttled to death 1,There were burn marks all over the body 1,They managed to fight back – a bloody trail led all the way down the alley 1,They put up a fight. Most of the blood in the room came from somebody else 1,They tried to use a sander to rub off the teeth profiles and fingertips but did a sloppy job 1,They were choked to death under their own pillow 1,They were found drowned in their own bathtub 1,They were mutilated, the body was nearly unrecognizable 1,They were slain in an elevator like a rat in a trap 1,Turns out the victim’s flask stopped the first bullet cold – but not the second, or third 1,Turns out the victim’s flask stopped the first bullet cold – but their head didn’t do such a good job on the second one 1,Whoever did it tried to burn the body, but musta got scared off 1,Whoever did it tried to bury the body, but got spooked and ran 1,Whoever did it tried to bury the evidence, but got spooked before they could finish the job
 * Weapon

1,arms 1,feet 1,hands 1,head 1,left arm 1,left foot 1,left hand 1,left leg 1,legs 1,right arm 1,right foot 1,right hand 1,right leg
 * BodyPart

1,[Happened] earlier that week. “[AnotherOne]” I muttered to myself. 1,[Happened] early in the morning. I dusted off my jacket, lit up my last cigar, grabbed my hat and walked out. “[AnotherOne]” I said on my way out the door. 1,[Happened] just a few hours ago. No suspects as of yet. “[AnotherOne]” I muttered. 1,[Happened] just last night. “[AnotherOne]” I thought out loud. 1,[Happened] just yesterday. “[AnotherOne]” I thought out loud, grabbing my [Gun]. 1,[Happened] not more than an hour ago. “[AnotherOne]” I thought out loud, loading my [Gun]. 1,[Happened] on Thursday. I jotted down the details and got ready for a grisly new case. 1,[Happened] within the past 24 hours. I briefly glanced out the window, then loaded my [Gun]. The rounds found their way home with a satisfying click.
 * Time

1,Apparently, this all went down 1,Got the autopsy report 1,Got the autopsy results 1,Got the coroner’s report 1,Got word from the morgue 1,It got reported 1,It happened 1,The body came up 1,The incident happened 1,The incident occurred 1,The incident went down 1,The murder happened 1,The murder occurred 1,They just found the body
 * Happened

4,[Intro] [LadyName] [WalkedIn] through my door like [WalkStyle] — [HairColor] with [Legs] [LegLength]. No dame her age could afford a [Coat] like that, [TheReason]. She had bad news written on her like [BadNews]. The dame was all business – before I could [OfferCig] she goes and tells me [Victim]’s been [Killed]. 4,[Intro] I had just [TalkedToLady] [LadyIKnew] [LadyName]. She was looking [GoodLooking]. But then, just as [GettingCozy], she goes and tells me [Victim]’s been [Killed]. [Outtro] 1,[Intro] [LadyName] [WalkedIn] through my door like [WalkStyle] — [HairColor] with [Legs] [LegLength]. No dame her age could afford a [Coat] like that, [TheReason]. She was to bad news what apple pie is to America. The dame was all business – before I could [OfferCig] she goes and tells me [Victim]’s been [Killed].
 * B

4,coat 1,necklace 1,ring 1,watch
 * Coat

3,and the kinda makeup she had on gave me a good idea how she got it 3,but her looks more than made up for her morals 3,but suckers were born for that Broadway smile – and that day, I was a sucker 3,but the interesting part was what she was packin’ beneath her coat 2,and I didn’t have to think twice about her profession 1,and it didn’t take a genius to figure out how she got it 1,and the way she smiled at me gave me a good idea how she got it 1,but with looks like that, you’d expect nothing less
 * TheReason

1,consulted with 1,got back from dinner with 1,got off the phone with 1,grabbed coffee with 1,had a run-in with 1,had lunch with 1,sat down with 1,spoken to 1,talked to
 * TalkedToLady

1,a broad I knew, 1,a classy broad, 1,a classy vamp, 1,a dame I knew, 1,a real femme fatale, 1,a real vamp, 1,a sharp dame, 1,a sophisticated lady, 1,an aspiring actress, 1,an old flame, 1,my damn ex-wife, 1,one classy broad, 1,one classy dame, 1,one classy vamp, 1,one of my old flames, 1,one of the best tourist attractions in town, 1,one of the better tourist attractions in town, 1,one of the town’s better-known belles, 1,one sharp dame, 1,the best pair of high heels my floor will ever feel, 1,the best pair of high heels these streets will ever feel, 1,the bewitching 1,the definition of femme fatale, 1,the entrancing wife of the late [American Census Names.uncommonmale] [American Census Names.surname], 1,the lovely 1,the lovely daughter of the late [American Census Names.uncommonmale] [American Census Names.surname],
 * LadyIKnew

1,[American Census Names.female] 1,[American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 1,Madame [American Census Names.female] 1,Madame [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 1,Miss [American Census Names.female] 1,Miss [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 1,Miss Holly [LadyLast] 1,Miss Penny [LadyLast] 1,Miss Pussy [LadyLast] 1,Mrs. [American Census Names.female] 1,Mrs. [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 2,Miss Alotta [LadyLast] 2,Miss Bella [LadyLast] 2,Miss Eva [LadyLast] 2,Miss Juliette [LadyLast] 2,Miss Kitty [LadyLast] 2,Miss Lillian [LadyLast] 2,Miss Monica [LadyLast] 2,Miss Rose [LadyLast] 2,Miss Scarlett [LadyLast] 2,Miss Tiffany [LadyLast] 2,Miss Tilly [LadyLast] 2,Miss Veronica [LadyLast] 2,Miss Vivian [LadyLast]
 * LadyName

1,Fachina 1,Galore 1,Goodhead 1,Goodnight 1,L’Amore 1,L’Amour 1,Le Fay 1,Love 1,May 1,O’Toole 1,Rider 1,Wood
 * LadyLast

1,as good as always. We went to [Restaurant]; she said she was cold so we took [TheCar] 1,as good as ever 1,as good as ever. I played the gentleman, and let her into [TheCar] 1,as good as I remember. We took [TheCar] out to [Restaurant] for [RestaurantOrder] 1,distraught, what with the weight of recent events 1,distressed, as though she hadn’t slept in weeks 1,great. She smelled like roses, chocolate, and lust 1,just as good as always 1,just as good as always. We went to [Restaurant]; she didn’t want to walk so we took [TheCar] 1,just as good as I remember 1,just like she did in the pictures 1,just like she did in the pictures. I figured we’d take [TheCar] out to [Restaurant] 1,like she hadn’t been with anyone in a while 1,more than a little suspicious … but hey, the bills were behind and she was hiring 1,sultry and smooth, in a little black dress that was more little than dress 1,vexed, disturbed … however women look when they’ve got that much on their mind
 * GoodLooking

1,things was gettin’ cozy 1,things were getting cozy 1,things were warming up 1,things were starting to go my way
 * GettingCozy

1,a New York Times headline 1,a Washington Post headline 1,Louisville written on a baseball bat 1,my first marriage 1,my last trip to Harlem 1,October of ’29 1,the Chicago Tribune 1,the morning paper 1,Tin Pan Alley
 * BadNews

1,offer her a cigarette 1,close the office door 1,offer her a seat 1,offer to take her coat
 * OfferCig

1,strolled 1,walked 1,wandered 1,waltzed
 * WalkedIn

1,a model strutting down a catwalk 1,a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage 1,daddy’s girl coming home for Christmas 1,Eleanor Roosevelt walks into Tammany Hall 1,Missy LeHand walks into the Oval Office
 * WalkStyle

1,a redhead vixen with a temper to match, 1,an Irish redhead 1,beach party blonde 1,pinup blonde 1,raven-black hair 1,strawberry blonde
 * HairColor

1,legs 1,gams
 * Legs

1,all the way up 1,as far as the eye could see 1,as far as you could want ’em 1,for days 1,for hours 1,for miles 1,for miles and then some 1,that went on for miles 1,that went on for days 1,that went on for hours 1,that you could suck on for days 1,that you could suck on for hours
 * LegLength

1,Looks like I’m back on case. 1,Looks like I’ve got a new case. 1,Looks like another gruesome mystery. 1,“[AnotherOne]” I said, loading my [Gun]. 1,“[AnotherOne]” I muttered under my breath. I went for a cigarette but realized I had left my lighter back at [TheOffice]. 1,I asked where the murder happened, then lit up a cigarette. I forgot to offer one to the dame. 1,I asked her where it happened, then lit up a cigarette. I offered one to the dame, but she said she didn’t smoke. Not the last lie I would expect from her.
 * Outtro

1,Animals! 1,Another one, 1,Bastards! 1,Dammit, 1,Guess I’ll be working late tonight, 1,Heartless animals, 1,Heartless bastards, 1,I need a drink, 1,I need a promotion, 1,I need a raise, 1,I shoulda got out when I had the chance, 1,I shoulda retired when I had the chance, 1,Interesting, 1,Just great, 1,Just my luck, 1,Must be another inside job, 1,Ruthless animals, 1,Ruthless bastards, 1,Same damn thing happened to [Victim], 1,Sick animals, 1,Sick bastards, 1,Sounds just like the [American Census Names.surname] case, 1,Sounds like an inside job, 1,Sounds like my kinda case, 1,That ain’t good, 1,That can’t be a coincidence, 1,Third this week, 1,Time to call on some old friends, 1,Time to drop in on some old friends, 1,Time to make a few house calls, 1,Time to visit some old friends, 1,Very interesting, 1,Well that’s a new one, 1,Well, ain’t that somethin’, 1,What a way to end the week, 1,What a way to go, 1,What a way to start the week,
 * AnotherOne

1,revolver 1,piece 1,pistol 1,sidearm 1,.357 1,.38 1,.38 special 1,.32 1,.22 1,.44 1,.45 1,carbine 1,tommy 1,12 gauge 1,shotgun 1,double-barrel
 * Gun

1,[Intro] I had little to go on this time … but [TheBoys] did [DigUp]. [Noir Oracle - Down These Mean Streets.main] Oh, and the victim – [Victim] – was found [Killed]. [Time]
 * C

1,the boys 1,the boys at the office 1,my secretary 1,the feds 1,my partner 1,the new kid 1,[Contact] 1,an old contact 1,my insider 1,I 1,the office
 * TheBoys

1,dig up something juicy 1,hit a possible lead 1,hit a worthy lead 1,hit some fresh dirt 1,get a few bites 1,get a good lead 1,get a live lead 1,get a bite on the line 1,find something unusual 1,find a piece to the puzzle 1,manage to dig something up 1,manage to get something 1,manage to find something interesting
 * DigUp

1,[Intro] I had just [WentTo] [TheOffice]. As soon as I [MadeCoffee] I [GetARing] from [Contact]. Turns out [Victim] got [Killed]. [Weapon]. [Time]
 * D

1,the office 1,work 1,the house 1,the station 1,the precinct
 * TheOffice

1,put some coffee on 1,sat down 1,got in the door 1,got through the door 1,got there 1,turned on the lights 1,opened the paper 1,opened the mail 1,sat down with the mail 1,sat down with the paper 1,took off my coat 1,put up my hat 1,lit the day’s first coffin nail
 * MadeCoffee

1,get a ring 1,get this call 1,[See] a note on the desk 1,[See] a hand-cranked note 1,[See] this handwritten note 1,[See] a hand-jammed letter 1,[See] this typed letter 1,[See] a note on the door 1,[See] a lone letter in the inbox 1,[See] a hand-written note on top of the inbox
 * GetARing

1,see 1,spot 1,eyeball 1,eye
 * See

1,[Intro] I picked up the phone before it even finished the first ring. It was [Lady] [LadyName]. She sounded [Sounded]. “[Pulp Oracle - I Love A Mystery.main]” Then [PhoneCallInterrupt]. [Outro]
 * E

1,concerned 1,frightened 1,like she was terrified 1,pretty choked up 1,pretty worked up 1,quiet, as though someone were nearby 1,tense 1,vexed 1,worried
 * Sounded

1,she hung up 1,she screamed, and the line went dead 1,the line cut out 1,I thought I heard her sobbing. “Slow down,” I started, but she’d already hung up 1,a man’s voice, indecipherable, in the background. That was all 1,sirens approaching. “I’ll explain later,” she hurried, and hung up
 * PhoneCallInterrupt

1,[Intro] [TheNewKid]
 * F

1,“A mole…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not a mole,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“A vigilante…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not a vigilante,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Attacked by an animal or something…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “An animal or something? How about we just stick with the ‘or something’ part,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“An inside job…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not an inside job,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Could it be two shooters…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not two shooters,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Drug overdose…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not a damned drug overdose,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Is it a forgery…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not a forgery,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Looks like it was the Mexicans…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not the way the Mexicans would do it,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Maybe a dirty cop…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not a cop. Nothing about this one says cop.” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Maybe it was just an accident…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not JUST an accident,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Out-of-towners…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not out-of-towners,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“The mob, maybe…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not the mob,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].” 1,“Think it’s a suicide…?” [Partner] asked [Nervously]. “[GreatIdea]No[Not] not suicide,” I [Mutter]. [Thought] [TellYouWhat] I said, “How about I just [Take] this one myself and you head down to [Restaurant] and grab a [Food].”
 * TheNewKid

6, 3,Case closed! 3,Eh … 3,Hmm. Lemme think a second. 3,Hmm. Lemme think about that one. 3,Uhh … 3,Umm … 3,Well … 3,What? 2,Alright! Case closed! 2,Brilliant. 2,Great idea, Sherlock. 2,Great theory, Sherlock. 2,Nice theory, Sherlock. 2,Oh ya, great idea. 2,Sure, that’s a great theory. 2,Ya, brilliant theory. 1,Now why didn’t I think of that? 1,Oh ya, great idea. Just kidding. 1,Sure, that’s a great theory. Just kidding.
 * GreatIdea

1,[American Census Names.surname]
 * Partner

1,, 1,, definitely 1,. Absolutely not. Definitely 1,. Definitely 1,… 1,… I [Dont] know much, but I know it’s 1,… I [Dont] know much, but I know it’s definitely 1,… this is definitely
 * Not

1,don’t 1,don’t claim to 1,may not
 * Dont

1,cautiously 1,inquisitively 1,nervously 1,quietly 1,timidly
 * Nervously

2,barked 1,fumed 2,muttered 3,muttered under my breath 1,rasped 1,said 3,seethed 2,shouted 3,sighed 2,stammered 1,steamed
 * Mutter

1,Amateur hour was over. 1,Babysitting time was over. 1,By now I was done babysitting. 1,By now I was done with the amateur act. 1,He couldn’t put two and two together if you let him use both hands and a leg. 3,He was not what you’d call [Sharpest]. 3,He was not the [Sharpest]. 3,I always landed the [Rocks] in the Department, but this was worse than usual. 1,I could barely contain myself with the new kid. 2,I couldn’t help wondering [If] my partner had [Actually] graduated the academy, let alone earned his position. 1,I was at a loss with this kid. 1,I was fed up. Actually, I was fed up about two hours ago. I don’t even know what I was now. 1,I was gonna kill the kid. 3,I was visibly [Disappointed]. 1,Oh ya. The new kid was on the ball. Just like they said when they pawned him off on me. 1,They graduate a worse class each year. 1,This was gonna be a long month. 3,This was the beginning of a very short partnership. 3,This kid was sharp as [CueBall]. 2,Why do I always get the [Rocks]? 1,You’d figure he’d at least have some brains, cuz he certainly didn’t score in the looks department. 2,You’d figure he’d at least have some smarts, cuz they certainly didn’t graduate him on looks.
 * Thought

1,the brightest kid in the class 1,exactly the cream of the crop 3,the sharpest knife in the drawer 3,the sharpest tack in the tray 3,the sharpest tool in the shed
 * Sharpest

5,a cue ball 1,a spoon
 * CueBall

1,dense ones 1,meatheads 1,new kid 1,real winners 1,rocks 1,thickheads
 * Rocks

1,angered at the new kid 1,disappointed at my new partner 1,fed up with the kid 1,steamed at the kid 1,upset with the kid
 * Disappointed

1,how 1,if
 * If

1,actually 1,even
 * Actually

1,“Hey listen,” 1,“Hey look,” 1,“[American Census Names.commonmale],” 1,“I got an idea,” 1,“Listen,” 1,“Look,” 1,“Kid,” 1,“Tell you what,”
 * TellYouWhat

1,take 1,handle 1,do 1,run down 1,work
 * Take

3,big order of [GoAway] 3,big plate of [GoAway] 3,double order of [GoAway] 3,Get The Hell Out of My Way Sandwich and a Coke 3,Get The Hell Out of My Way Sandwich and some fries 3,glass or two of [GoAway] 3,Stay The Hell Out of My Way Sandwich and a Coke 3,Stay The Hell Out of My Way Sandwich and some fries 3,steaming hot plate of [GoAway] 3,tall glass of [GoAway] 2,Get The Hell Out of My Office Special 2,Get The Hell Out of My Way Special 2,Stay The Hell Out of My Office Special 2,Stay The Hell Out of My Way Special 1,bite 1,bite to eat 1,drink 1,drink or two 1,glass or two 1,little something 1,tall one
 * Food

1,go the hell away 1,keep your opinions to yourself 1,stay the hell outta my way 1,scram
 * GoAway