Modern Occult Oracle

This oracle was put together by the forum participants at Midnight's Lair (http://www.midnightslair.com/forum). I can't stop you from editing this, but we would like it to remain our group project. Feel free to steal material at will.

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1,Ace of Clubs: A ritual murder in the sewers, causing all electronic financial transactions to fail within a two mile radius 1,Two of Clubs: A bored group of rich, suburban housewives messing with a book of magic 1,Three of Clubs: An irresistibly attractive woman possessed by an ancient and bitter succubus 1,Four of Clubs: A voodoo priestess is creating zombies from the dead left un-recovered from a terrible man-made or natural disaster 1,Five of Clubs: Behind every mirror within a single house, an alien presence awakens, waiting to grab anyone left alone in one of these rooms 1,Six of Clubs: A problem child, who blames his recent crime spree on his imaginary friend, is actually telling the truth 1,Seven of Clubs: A violent demon that passes from host to host by touch 1,Eight of Clubs: A young woman teetering on the edge of insanity has committed a heinous murder she can't remember committing 1,Nine of Clubs: A red and black stained occult symbol is found etched into a large stone along the beach in full site of a busy parking lot, no one knows how or when it got there 1,Ten of Clubs: Since the first of the month, every birth, in every hospital of the city, has been a girl 1,Jack of Clubs: An unlucky, "lucky bamboo" plant feeds on the luck of its owner 1,Queen of Clubs: A jukebox that foretells the death of anyone who presses the button to select Nick Cave's "Red Right Hand" before inserting a coin 1,King of Clubs: Evil animated teddy bears with a grudge 1,Ace of Diamonds: After a sudden and unexpected rain storm, the gutters and sewer grates of the city are clogged with human hair 1,Two of Diamonds: a PC gets arrested for a string of thefts and discovers a twin s/he never knew existed 1,Three of Diamonds: A woman tries to commit suicide, then wakes up after a coma with superhuman strength 1,Four of Diamonds: Neighborhood cats all start taking their mutilated catches to the lawn of a single property, then the cats start disappearing. 1,Five of Diamonds: An image of the crucification appears on the wall of a local diner, made out of a living carpet of cockroaches 1,Six of Diamonds: A gambler whose sister died at 18 discovers that combinations adding up to 18 are winning too often for coincidence 1,Seven of Diamonds: A letter, mailed 60 years earlier, details a murder that just happened the day before 1,Eight of Diamonds: A landscape painting so realistic that people can sometimes step into it. 1,Nine of Diamonds: A portrait painting so lifelike that it captures the soul of the person depicted and reflects its corruption. 1,Ten of Diamonds: Out of the corner of their users' eyes, forum avatars scream in agony and struggle against the boundaries of their frame.
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