Patent Medicine

Main
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Static
[static]

Procedural
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Tables
2,[static] 1,[procedure]
 * main

0, - - - patent medicines 10,A.D.S. Carbolic Salve 10,Alden's Liniment 10,Aubergier's Pastilles of Lactucarium 10,Asbestos Paint Concentrate 10,Ayer's Hair Vigor 10,Ayer's Moth and Freckle Lotion 10,Atwood's Jaundice Bitters 10,Ayre's Diarrhoea Cure 10,Asbestoline Lubricant 0, - - - B 10,Bee Brand White Pine and Tar Cough Syrup Compound 10,Bismuthi Comp. Patented Cerium Salts 10,Boroleum Ointment 10,Boschee's Syrup 10,Bucklen's Arnica Salve 10,Burdock Blood Bitters 10,Brown's Utrymc Tonic 10,Borated Talcum-powder violet scented 0, - - - C 10,Compound Fluid Balmwort 10,Compound Carbolated Ointment 10,Ceres Powder superior fungicide 10,Criswell's Imperial Corn Remover 10,Clark Stanley's Snake Oil Liniment 10,Cuticura Ointment 10,Camphor Cold Cream Remedy 10,Cuzner's Infallible Vermin Destroyer 10,Crowcastle Sprudel-Salts 0, - - - D 10,Dr. A. Findlay's Valuable Electuary 10,Dr. McDonald's Celebrated Prescription 10,Dr. Shoop's Green Salve 10,Dr. J. R. Stafford Olive Tar Ointment 10,Dr. Kilmer's Consumption Oil 10,Dr. Rogers' Allevial Compound 10,Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People 10,DeWitt's Vaporizing Balm 0, - - - E 10,Emerson's Bromo-Seltzer 10,Evan's Antiseptic Throat Pastilles 0, - - - F 10,Father John's Medicine 10,First Rate Clove Scented Pomade 10,Fairfield and Hood's Tooth Powder 0, - - - G 10,Grommet's Mustache Creme 10,Guarenteed Pure Soluble Cocoa 10,Genuine Gold Medal Quinquinine (Registered) 0, - - - H 10,Heneph's Red Salve Liniment 10,Howards and Sons Bifmuth Preparations 10,Horsford's Golden Medicinal Discovery 10,Holloway's Ointment Cure of Inveterate Ulcers 0, - - - I 0,Illustrious Patent'd Remedy for the Spine 0, - - - J 10,Jaynes' Dyspepsia Tablets 10,Jadwin's Subduing Liniment 10,Jayne's Vermifuge 10,J. Eugene Meckley's Marvelous Limestone Phosphate 0, - - - K 10,K. & M. Effervescent Bromo Caffeine 10,Kennedy's Salt Rheum Ointment 10,Kickapoo Brownie Renovator 10,Kilner Brothers' Sulphate of Soda 0, - - - L 10,Leis' Dandelion Tonic 10,Lord Walter's Mange Lotion 10,Litefoot Corn and Callus Remover 10,Lancelot's Iodinised Syrup of Horseradish 10,Lynn's Ex-Ze-Em Ointment 0, - - - M 10,McDougall's Carbolic Acid 10,Mother Seigel's Curative Syrup 10,Mrs. Winslow's Syrup 10,Moxie Nerve Food 10,Mother Myrna's Botanic Cough Balsam 10,Mentholatum 0, - - - N 10,Needham's Patented Polishing Paste 10,New Century Stone Root Kidney Cure 0, - - - O 10,Osserman's Hypophosphites 10,O & O Mixture 10,Owen's Wonderful Sore Wash 0, - - - P 10,Preferred Silicated Grease 10,Pinkham's Mustang Liniment 10,Prof. Anderson's Dermador 10,Pine Tar Honey 0, - - - Q 10,Quadruple Affecting Digestive Cordial 10,Quality Calcium Wafers 0, - - - R 10,Rev. J. W. Pindar's Modified Lanolin 10,Resublimated Iodine 10,Rowland's Compounded Macassar Oil 10,Rubyline Theatre Rouge 0, - - - S 10,Sa-Yo Italian Mint Jujubes 10,Scott's Emulsion 10,Schiffmann's Concentrated Expectorant 10,Saint Vincent's Restorative Nostrum 10,Sherman's Headache Remedy 10,Sirop-Sulfo-Phenique 10,Steketee's Neuralgia Drops 10,Superior Seidlitz Powders 10,Syrup of Tar with Cod Liver and Menthol 10,Schmendrick's Seaweed Compound 10,Skillern's *King of Pain* Anodyne Liniment 10,Swamp Root Lung Salve 10,Sheridan's Cavalry Condition Powder - for the Prevention and Cure Hog Cholera, Chicken Cholera, and Cattle Plague 10,Sullivan's Sure Solvent 0, - - - T 10,Thedford's Velvo or Laxative Liver Syrup 10,Tiz For Tender Feet 10,Three Tonic Cough Syrup 10,Taylor's Antiseptic Vegetable Liniment Compound 10,Tucker's Fever Drops 0, - - - U 10,Uncle Earl's Wine of the Woods 5,Unguentine 5,Unguentine of Aloe 0, - - - V 10,Validus' Pil. Nephritic 10,Vapour of Benzoin 10,Valor's Yellow Injection 0, - - - W 10,Wampole's Preparation 10,Wyalin Physiological Laxative and Cholagogue 10,Wildroot Cream-oil 10,Wine of Cardui 0, - - - X 10,Xeno's Embrocation 10,XYZ Juniper Tar Emulsion 0, - - - Y 10,Youthful Soothing Pain-Expeller 0, - - - Z 10,Zeno's Restorative Ointment to Dispel Feminine Complaints 10,Zimmermann's Swelling Cure for Human Flesh 0, - - - saved subtable is good procedural ones now hard written 30,[saved] 0, - - - less likely and unsorted 9,Dromgooles Bitters 9,Healthone-Obesity Bath Powder 9,Meshlemiel's Hair Remover 9,August Flower Dwarven Syrup 9,Hamlin's Wizard Oil 8,Pabst's Okay Special 8,Isinglass Sturgeon Glue 8,Gilkipper Isinglass & Glue Co. 5,Morse's Yellow Dock Resolvent 5,Reme's Extract, a Rheumatism Remedy 5,Lee's Save the Baby Croup Specific 5,Lightning Hot Drops 5,Goff's Laxative Pills
 * static

0, - - - static names I like 0, - - - weighted by 1k because 0, - - - heavy 1000,Dr. Hunt's Wondrous Lubricant for the Cure of Infirmity 1000,Burns's Emulsion of Heaven 1000,Arabella's Soothing Goiter Tea 1000,Dr. Elizabeth Shanty's Salve of Clarity: Sold throughout the continent for to help people save their nerves! 1000,Lolly Hoot Holler's Astounding Carbuncles Nostrum 1000,Kid Silverhair's Bitters of Sprightliness 1000,St. Domnina's Excellent Water of Life Antiseptic 1000,Dr. Mitchell's Life Restoring Herbal Medicine for the Cure of Sprains, Wounds, and Bruises
 * saved

0, - - - Dr, Rev, etc 0, - - - the empty result returns no prefix 95, 50,Dr. 9,Rev. 5,Doctor 2,Doc. 2,St. 2,Prof. 1,Saint
 * nameprefix

100,[nameprefix] 7,Mother 5,Mrs. 2,Lady 1,Ms.
 * nameprefixfemale

0, - - - dude names (if any) 100,[nameprefix] 0, - - - for whatever reason the tables at 0, - - - ArcaneBooks.ArcaneAuthor seem to be exclusively male 20,[ArcaneBooks.ArcaneAuthor] 5,Sir 4,Lord 2,Father 1,Uncle
 * nameprefixmale

0, - - - don't exactly know how the right process to generate the variety 0, - - - of names needed 0, - - - 0, - - - (example needed for doc) 160,[nameprefix][American Census Names.surname]'s 0, - - - Mother Georgia's 100,[nameprefixfemale][Victorian Names.Female]'s 0, - - - none no name 95, 0, - - - St. Something's 80,St. [Catholic Saint Names.main]'s 0, - - - 60,[nameprefix][Cowboy Names.CowboyEnd]'s 0, - - - silly hobo Mr. Bobo McQuack's 50,[nameprefix][SGNP ridiculous hobo.main]'s 0, - - - female american 30,[ameprefixfemale][American Census Names.surname]'s 0, - - - boy parts american 30,[nameprefixmale][American Census Names.surname]'s 0, - - - 12,[nameprefix][Korfball.surname]'s 0, - - - 10,[Native Tribes.main]'s
 * name

0, - - - the generic noun of the medicine 100,Liniment 100,Syrup 100,Ointment 100,Compound 90,Oil 90,Tonic 90,Tincture 80,Extract 65,Salve 60,Balm 55,Medicine 52,Cure 50,Powder 45,Emulsion 45,Balsam 40,Remedy 35,Emulsion 32,Solvent 30,[ingrflavor] Phosphate 30,Lotion 30,Nostrum 28,Specific 27,Vapor 25,Bitters 22,Quinine 20,Tablets 20,Resolvent 20,Pills 20,Lubricant 20,Treatment 18,Salts 17,Aqua Vita 16,Electuary 16,Restorative 15,Vermifuge 15,Paste 15,Embrocation 13,Grease 12,Jelly 11,Cure-all 10,Cream-oil 10,Liquid 10,Relief 10,Tea 8,Sulphate of Soda 7,Rub 7,Wash 6,Panacea 6,Mixture 6,Cordial 5,Iodine 5,Chips 5,Wax 5,Capsules 4,Quick Relief 3,Quik-relief 3,Vapour
 * noun

0, - - - ingredients 60,[ingrherbal] 55,[ingrhomeopath] 50,[ingrsci] 40,[ingrdruggy] 20,[ingrflavor] 10,[ingrmisc]
 * ingr

70,Limestone 70,Barley Malt 40,Potassium 30,Alkaloid 30,Alkaloids 30,Salt 25,Saltpetre 10,Salt of Tartar
 * ingrmisc

0, - - - pseudo science ingredients 0, - - - or ingredients that sound scientific 15,Antiseptic 11,Mandragora Autumnalis 10,Phenolphthalein 10,Ether 10,Lithium 10,Iodized Extract 10,Magnesium [car-or-sul] 10,morphin [car-or-sul] 10,Calcium [car-or-sul] 10,Quinin [car-or-sul] 10,Charcoal [car-or-sul] 10,Antitoxin 10,Absenta Powder 9,Tincture of Benzoin 9,Alcoholate of Orris 9,Tincture Ferric Chlorid 9,Podophyllum peltatum 9,formaldehyd 9,Talcum 8,Pulvis Valens 8,Bladder Fucus 8,Inversion Dextrose 8,Fluid Extract Pareira 8,Fluid Extract Taraxacum 8,Glycerin 8,Uric acid solvent 8,Radium 7,Pharmacologic 7,Antiplasma 6,Anticephalalgine 5,Zinc 3,Iron [car-or-sul] 1,Talkum
 * ingrsci

100,Carbonate 100,Sulphate
 * car-or-sul

0, - - - pseudo natural ingredients 0, - - - or ingredients that sound organic 90,Honey 80,Essential Oils 80,Aloe 80,Eucalyptus 75,Barley 70,Clove 70,Seaweed 70,Root 70,Chamomile 65,Dandelion 60,Cardamom 60,Milk 55,Garlic 55,Vegetable Oil 50,Oil of Sassafras 30,Seawrack 25,Sea Salt 20,Vanilla 20,Foxglove 20,Belladonna Root 15,Fish Oils 15,Plant Juice 10,Celery Bitters
 * ingrhomeopath

80,Juniper 80,Lavender 65,Rosemary 50,Aloe 50,Ginger Root 50,Botanic 50,Basil 50,Thyme 45,Wintergreen 40,Mandrake 35,Rhubarb 20,Swamp 20,Plant
 * ingrherbal

100,Cherry 80,Fennel 80,Cinnamon 80,Ginger 80,Lemon 80,Licorice 80,Anise 20,Cranberry
 * ingrflavor

0, - - - vice ingredients 40,Alcohol 25,Opium 20,Wormwood 15,Heroin 15,Ether 10,Tincture of Opium 10,Malt Whiskey 10,Barleycorn Gin
 * ingrdruggy

0, - - - what does this medicine fix? 150,Head[ache] 130,Aches and Pains 130,Ailments 130,[maladysorethroat] 120,Tooth[ache] 120,Fever 110,Croup 110,[maladydizzy] 100,[maladyfemale] 100,Nervous Complaints 100,Burns 100,Disorders 100,Infirmity 100,Scurvy 100,Rheumatism 100,Dyspepsia 100,Cholera 95,Consumption 93,Kidney 90,Stomach 90,Asthma 90,Diphtheria 90,Sprains Wounds and Bruises 80,Constitution 75,Carbuncles 70,Piles 65,Malarial Complaints 65,Goiter 60,Pains in the Back Side 60,Bones 55,Eczema 55,Boils 55,Varicose Veins 50,Ear[ache] 50,Stiff Joints 50,gonorrhea 50,scrofula 50,That Tired Feeling 48,Low Spirits 45,Flatulence 45,hay fever 40,Deafness and Sore Eyes 40,Neuralgia 35,Dropsy 30,Malnutrition 30,Cancerous Humors 25,Infection 25,Hog Cholera 20,Swellings, Wounds, Sprains 20,Sore Eyes 20,Rheumatic Pains 20,Stiff Neck 10,Granulated Eyelids 10,Erysipelas 10,Chilblains 10,Frosted Feet 15,Encroaching Doom Syndrome 3,Excessive Flatulence 3,hiccups 30,Liver Afflictions 60,Magnetic Imbalances 70,Mercurial Eruptions 20,Paralysis 30,The Common Cold 10,Venereal Disease
 * malady

100,Dizziness 100,Vertigo 55,Disequilibrium 40,Lightheadedness 30,Loss of Equilibrium 30,Spinning Head 15,Wooziness 8,Wobbliness
 * maladydizzy

0, - - - euphemisms for sore throat 110,Sore Throat 80,Hoarseness 50,Inflamed Tonsils 40,Throat Disease 40,Ulcerated Mouth 10,Throat Sores
 * maladysorethroat

0, - - - lady parts 0, - - - Womanly Feminine female 150,[maladyfsex] Complaints 50,[maladyfsex] Weakness 20,[maladyfsex] Conditions 10,[maladyfsex] Displacements 10,[maladyfsex] Discomposure 10,[maladyfsex] Discomfort
 * maladyfemale

100,Female 90,Feminine 60,Womanly 50,Uterine 20,Eve's 15,Womanhood
 * maladyfsex

0, - - - cap variations 80,ache 40,aches 20,-ache 20, Ache 10,-Ache 5, ache 5,Ache
 * ache

0, - - - variations on blood 100,Blood 90,blood weakness 90,blood disease 90,distemper of the blood 60,Bad Blood 50,Thin Blood 50,Blood Humors 50,Lazy Blood
 * blood

0, - - - prefix adj 100, 125,[adjpregood]
 * adjpre

0, - - - prefix adj good connote 500,[adjsensational] 100,Purgative 100,Soothing 100,Patented 100,Restorative 100,All-Natural 90,Sustaining 90,Miracle 80,Invigorating 80,Healthful 80,Life Restoring 80,Celebrated 70,Doctor Approved 70,Amazing Curative 60,Nuxated Iron 50,Trusted 45,Patent 40,Atomic 40,Virtuous 40,Electro-Magnetic 30,Pleasant 25,Efficacious 25,Sure 20,Effectual 15,Puissant 10,Miraculous
 * adjpregood

0, - - - over the top synonyms for "good" 100,Sensational 100,Superb 100,Excellent 100,Wondrous 100,Amazing 100,Astounding 100,Remarkable 100,Extraordinary 100,Incredible 100,Marvelous 100,Phenomenal 80,Wonderful 30,Unbelievable
 * adjsensational

0, - - - part that comes after noun 200, of [adjof] 100, 100, for the Cure of [malady] 100, to Remedy [malady] 80, to Dispel [malady] 80, to Banish [malady] 80,Patent Pending 75, with [ingr] 70, with [ingr] and [ingr] 70, Imbued with [ingrsci] 30, for [adjpregood]Manhood 30, for [adjpregood]Vitality 30, for the Antidote of [malady] 20,to Neutralize [malady]
 * adjaft

0, - - - let's be more selective with our mono 100,[Compound Word.Mono] 30,Eden 25,Sprightliness 20,Stamina 20,Vigor 20,Vim 20,Vitality 20,Bane 20,Beasts 20,Excellence 20,Clarity 10,Heaven 5,Solomon
 * adjof

0, - - - patterns to make patent medicine Quackery 100,[name][adjpre][noun][adjaft] 100,[name][adjpre][Magical Liquids.SnOilNoun][adjaft] 100,[adjpregood][Magical Liquids.type] of [ingr] 95,[name][adjpre][malady] [noun] 60,[adjpre][noun] with [ingr] 60,[name][noun][adjaft] 20,[adjpre][noun] with [ingrdruggy] 15,[noun] of [adjof]: [malady] [noun]
 * procedure

Internal

 * Crate
 * Category:Treasure
 * Category:Names_for_People
 * SGNP ridiculous hobo
 * Magical Liquids

External Resources

 * http://americanhistory.si.edu/collections/object-groups/balm-of-america-patent-medicine-collection
 * http://www.aglimpse.com/images/jb/jb709.jpg
 * https://books.google.com/books?id=8AVEAAAAIAAJ