Film Noir Monologue

[main]

1,[Intro] I had just [WentTo] [Restaurant] and ordered [RestaurantOrder]. So in walks in [Contact] - looking for me as usual. Turns out [Victim] got [Killed] by [Weapon] [Time] 1,[Intro] I had just [TalkedTo] [Lady] [LadyName]. She was looking [GoodLooking]. But then, just as things are getting cozy, she goes and tells me [Victim]'s has been [Killed]. [Outtro]
 * Main

1,Looks like I'm back on case. 1,Looks like I've got a new case. 1,Looks like another gruesome mystery. 1,"Third one this week," I said, loading my [Gun]. 1,"Great," I muttered under my breath. I went for a cigarette but realized I had left my lighter in the car. 1,I asked where the murder happened, then lit up a cigarette. I forgot to offer one to the dame. 1,I asked her where it happened, then lit up a cigarette. I offered one to the dame, but she said she didn't smoke. Not the last lie I would expect from her.
 * Outtro

3,[American Census Names.surname] 2,[American Census Names.female] 4,[American Census Names.commonmale] 2,[American Census Names.uncommonmale] 4,[American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 5,[American Census Names.commonmale] [American Census Names.surname] 1,[American Census Names.uncommonmale] [American Census Names.surname]
 * Victim

1,revolver 1,piece 1,pistol 1,sidearm 1,.357 1,.38 1,.22 1,.44 1,.45
 * Gun

1,So there I was. 1,The air was heavy in the big city; the heat roiling off the pavement was stifling. 1,The air was cool and moist downtown, and the clouds were heavy-laden and ripe with rain. 1,Well, this is how it all went down. 1,Listen... it started like this. 1,It was another one of those days. 1,The lights, the smoke, the grime, the city itself... seemed to be alive that day.
 * Intro

1,went to 1,wandered into 1,strolled into 1,walked into 1,waltzed into 1,stopped by 1,stopped into 1,stopped off at 1,cruised into
 * WentTo

1,Al's 1,Bobby's 1,Danny-O's 1,Dino's 1,Ed's 1,Frank's 1,Hank's 1,Jimmy's 1,Lenny's 1,Ricky's 1,Sammy's 1,Tommy's 1,a hole-in-the-wall 1,the corner pub 1,the nearest watering hole 1,a classy joint 1,a cozy little place 1,the greasiest spoon in town
 * Restaurant

1,a scotch and soda, neat 1,a tall bourbon 1,a glass of suds 1,a tasty beverage 1,a club and some chips 1,a ham on rye with swiss 1,chops and potatoes 1,a slice of pie and a coffee 1,a good hot cup of coffee 1,a cup of joe and some toast 1,a cup of joe and a few stale donuts 1,some cold coffee and colder toast 1,a tall dagwood and a beer to wash it down with 1,some sliced tomatoes and a cold beer 1,a bite to eat 1,a poorly-made martini 1,a badly-mixed manhattan 1,a quick bite 1,something to take the edge off 1,something to ease my mind 1,something to silence my grumbling stomach 1,something to help me forget about the night before
 * RestaurantOrder

1,[PoliceRank] [LastName] 1,[FirstName] the [ShadyContact] 1,[FirstName] [LastName]
 * Contact

3,Detective 3,Sergeant 2,Investigator 2,Lieutenant 2,Agent 1,Special Investigator 1,Chief 1,Commissioner
 * PoliceRank

1,whacked 1,offed 1,nailed 1,axed 1,snuffed 1,snubbed 1,waxed 1,iced 1,smoked
 * Killed

1,a telephone cord 1,a crowbar 1,a prybar 1,a lead pipe 1,a candlestick 1,a blunt object 1,a sizeable knife 1,a heavy object 1,a small-caliber rifle 1,a small-caliber revolver 1,a large-caliber rifle 1,a large-caliber revolver 1,pistol-whipping 1,decapitation 1,multiple pistol shots, execution-style 1,a single bullet wound, execution-style 1,stabbing 1,strangling 1,choking 1,addling 1,poisoning 1,an unknown poison
 * Weapon

1,just last night. "Another one," I thought out loud. 1,just yesterday. "Sick bastards," I thought out loud, grabbing my [Gun]. 1,earlier that week. They just found the body. 1,on Thursday. I jotted down the details, paid the waitress, and got ready for a grisly new case. 1,just a few hours ago. No suspects as of yet. 1,early in the morning. I told the waiter to put it on my tab, dusted off my jacket, grabbed my hat and walked out.
 * Time

1,talked to 1,consulted with 1,had a run-in with 1,spoken to 1,had lunch with 1,grabbed coffee with 1,sat down with 1,gotten back from dinner with
 * TalkedTo

1,a dame I knew, 1,the bewitching 1,a classy broad, 1,a sophisticated lady, 1,one sharp dame, 1,one of my old flames, 1,an old flame, 1,one of the town's better-known belles, 1,an aspiring actress, 1,the entrancing wife of the late [FirstName] [LastName], 1,the lovely daughter of the late [FirstName] [LastName],
 * Lady

1,as good looking as ever 1,just like she did in the pictures 1,just as good looking as I remember 1,just as good as always 1,great. She smelled like roses, chocolate, and lust 1,sultry and smooth, in a little black dress that was more little than dress 1,like she hadn't been with anyone in a while 1,distressed, as though she hadn't slept in weeks
 * GoodLooking

1,Miss [American Census Names.female] 1,Miss [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 1,Madame [American Census Names.female] 1,Madame [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 1,Mrs. [American Census Names.female] 1,Mrs. [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 4,[American Census Names.female] 2,[American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname]
 * LadyName