Random Fantasy Plot

This is based on an article I wrote for Dragon Magazine many years ago. Other than the basic concept, though, this is entirely new, so there are no copyright implications. Need a quick adventure idea? Just grab one from the Random Fantasy Plot generator! Get the villain, victim, and a hero and you're all set to go!

Random Fantasy Plot
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1,A [BAD_ADJ] [VILLAIN] [MENACE_VERB] [GOOD_ADJ] [VICTIM] but [HERO_ADJ] [HERO] [MEDIATION]. 3,cold and calculating 1,beautiful but depraved 1,wily and stubborn 1,decrepit and lecherous 5,villainous 1,deceitful 1,lustful 1,monstrous 1,cunning 1,honey-tongued 1,cowardly 3,greedy 3,prideful 1,slovenly and ill-tempered 1,a plucky 1,a somewhat dim-witted 1,a beautiful 1,a cursed 1,a kindly 1,an innocent 1,a much-loved 1,a poor but honest 1,merchant prince 1,noblewoman 1,nobleman 1,sorceror 1,sorceress 1,wizard 1,high priest 1,high priestess 1,sacerdote 1,ecclesiarch 1,old witch 1,vizier 1,bully 1,old king 1,stepmother 1,tyrant 1,warlock 1,bandit king 1,pirate 1,young apprentice 1,maiden 1,youth 1,child 1,wife 1,peasant 1,yeoman farmer 1,group of monks 1,hermit 1,old woman 1,old man 1,young prince 1,young princess 1,fisherman 1,soldier 1,dancer 1,wanderer 1,fairy creature 1,menaces 1,murders 1,blackmails 1,pesters 1,harasses 1,threatens 1,slanders 1,coerces 1,destroys 1,denounces 1,steals from 1,accuses 1,imprisons 1,abducts 1,sequesters 1,deceives 1,tricks 1,spies on 1,seduces 1,suborns 1,bedevils 1,tempts 6,a brave 6,a clever 6,a wise 6,an honest 1,a pious 1,a foolhardy 1,a naive 1,an irreverent 1,hero 1,warrior 1,wizard 1,boy 1,girl 1,knight 5,happens upon the scene 1,has a vivid dream 5,receives word from a [VICTIM] 1,is visited by a ghost 1,is privy to the counsels of the villain 5,is passing by 1,already has a bone to pick with the villain 1,knows the victim 1,has sworn vengeance 1,has sworn to make restitution for the crime 5,is dispatched by a [VILLAIN]
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 * BAD_ADJ
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 * VILLAIN
 * VICTIM
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 * HERO
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