Hubris Tavern

Generates a description for a tavern from the Hubris setting.

Die Drop Tavern Generator
[tavern]

1,The [nme1] [nme2] is a [light]. The bar [spicy] and [customers] are all [trv] [gamusic]. [uneeq]. The barkeep is [batt] the bar, he offers them a [rasf] or their specialty drink, [tbsd]. At the edge of the bar is [oneguy]. As the players explore, [explore]. The characters with any knowledge of the underground may have heard rumors that this place [sdeb].
 * tavern

1,Barmy 1,Salty 1,Hacked 1,Bleeding 1,Cursed 1,Hanged 1,Sleepy 1,Bloated 1,Exiled 1,Shadowed 1,Demonic 1,Singing 1,Angelic 1,Lucky 1,Haggard 1,Crass 1,Dead 1,Rusted 1,Angry 1,Talking 1,Gutted 1,Squished 1,Rabid 1,Salty
 * nme1

1,Stone 1,Urn 1,Bear 1,Orc 1,Hammer 1,Corpse 1,Noble 1,Cat 1,Wolf 1,Maiden 1,Serf 1,Fox 1,Hag 1,Axe 1,King 1,Dragon 1,Goblet 1,Bard 1,Horse 1,Priest 1,Goblin 1,Rat 1,Princess 1,Virgin
 * nme2

1,well-lit tavern with large wooden wagon-wheel chandeliers covered in candles 1,warmly glowing tavern with oil-soaked torches lining the walls and pillars of the main floor 1,dimly-lit tavern with sparsely placed candles casting flickering shadows across tables and walls
 * light

1,smells strangely of cinnamon 1,is filled with the aroma of curry 1,stinks like sweat and blood 1,smells of citrus 1,reeks of old vomit and urine
 * spicy

1,5 regulars 1,6 guests 1,7 patrons 1,8 drinkers 1,9 customers 1,the dozen or so customers 1,roughly two dozen people 1,a crowd of between 30 and 40 people 1,perhaps 50 or more people 1,the overcrowded room is filled with people of all stripes, pushing and shoving each other, who
 * customers

1,engrossed in 1,enraptured in 1,captivated by 1,fascinated by 1,enthralled by 1,deeply engaged with
 * trv

1,a pickled rat brain eating contest 1,a lone minstrel singing his heart out 1,an intense card game between two players 1,a riotous Hootenanny 1,a bloody game of Brain maggot fighting 1,a band of bards performing a rousing ballad
 * gamusic

1,Hanging from a central pillar in the room is a prize trophy moose head, which looks and sounds to be singing quietly to itself 1,Along the far wall is a rickety self-playing piano that starts playing a tune known to one of the characters 1,In the middle of the bar is a narrow, deep pit that other patrons occasionlly throw food and pour drink down 1,Penned into one corner of the main hall is a fighting pit constructed for pitting zombies against one another 1,Along one portion of the floor is a cavity in the paneling and in the middle of it a hot spring of crimson water bubbles 1,The center of the room is dominted by a long feast table loaded with rotten and spoiled food 1,On one wall rests a large and exquisite portrait of the bar. The artistry of the painting moves, and those who stop to examine it see that it shows things 5 seconds into the future 1,Behind the bar are three large torches with eerie blue fire that are humming a sleepy lullaby
 * uneeq

1,well-mannered and well-dressed, and greets the characters as they walk up to 1,bald, angry and surly, he mutters a curse to no one in particular as the group approaches 1,obese with acne and red hair, he belches loudly then laughs just before the characters walk up to 1,thin, extremely tall, and nervous, he darts sideways glances as the party nears 1,missing one eye and all teeth, he smiles broadly at the characters as they move toward 1,extremely old and quite mad, he cackles maniacally to himself, hopping and capering up and down the 1,young and naïve, he stands with a meek posture behind
 * batt

1,plate of maggot paste pasta 1,bowl of zombie eyeball stew 1,dish of bear liver pâté 1,quivering ooze jello 1,pick from a jar of pickled rust monster eggs 1,rack of bone marrow suckles 1,basket of fried goblin fingers 1,ceramic pan of horse hooves flambé 1,dish of succulent spider sacks 1,bowl of orc kidney stones
 * rasf

1,Pureed Bloody Toes 1,Fermented Fly Spit 1,Boiled Egg and Whisky 1,Burning Orcs Blood 1,The Happiness Trail 1,The Ancient Alchemist 1,Honey, Sap, and Sapphire 1,Curdled Yaks Milk 1,Aged Baby Mucus 1,Bloated Gut Bourbon 1,Fire Ant Piss 1,Oatmeal Curdle Stout 1,Bees Wax and Gin 1,Not Thirsty Enough to Drink it 1,Chilled Babies Breath 1,Frog, Newt, and Leper 1,Harpy Cream 1,Ankheg Goo 1,The Backstabbing Bastard 1,Minotaur Rush 1,The Hot Zombie Flu 1,Black Smoke and Oil 1,The Not-so-Virgin Virgin Shot 1,Tilted Raspberry Wizard 1,Gut-Wrenching Whirlwind 1,Pimple Pus Mead 1,Ekrask Mulled Wine 1,Avarian Deliverance 1,Mutated Mystery Drink 1,The Druid’s Toenails and Shrubbery
 * tbsd

1,a horrific looking leper singing songs of love and loss; his amazing voice fills the room 1,a decorated war hero, still wearing their frayed and worn uniform with medals pinned to the lapel 1,an exiled prince, mindlessly twirling a gold coin on the bar and ignoring his drink 1,an exiled princess, sullenly clutching her drink and staring off into space 1,a soldier, dressed in plain clothes and hiding out; they deserted from the army 1,a man seeking refuge from being hunted. Who is he running from? And why? 1,a grizzled monster hunter. His face is scarred and he is dressed in furs and reptilian skins 1,a grizzled monster hunter. Her face is scarred and she is wearing leathers and lizard skins 1,this mime. He imitates a member of the party perfectly, and very annoyingly. Also, he can’t die 1,a woman dressed in the garments of a high priestess of Yelsa 1,the spirit of old patron 1,a famous and pretty bard
 * oneguy

1,is a slaver's den and slave auctions operate regularly out of the back 1,has a schedule of gladiatorial games 1,acts as a safe house for a spy network 1,is the base of operations for a loan shark 1,has a scam fortune teller 1,sells black market drugs 1,also contains an apothecary 1,also operates as a Whorehouse 1,brokers in information 1,is a front for an assassins' guild 1,runs a racket of kidnapping and ransoming children 1,is a front for a church of the Heathen Below 1,also sells forbidden objects 1,is run by a junk collector 1,is owned by a collector of rare books and manuscripts 1,is also an establishment for breeding insects
 * sdeb