Gonzo Fantasy Race

Inspired by Kingdom of Loathing... and random tables in general

Gonzo Fantasy Races
[gonzo_race]

10,[race_adjective_shortlist] [non_human_race] 5,[strange_fraction_or_multiplier] [non_human_race] 3,[race_prefix][non_human_race] 3,[off_color] [race] 1,[strange_fraction_or_multiplier]ling 1,Lab [non_human_race] 1,[substance_adjective_shortlist] [race_form_shortlist] 1,[furniture] Furnitaur 1,[non_human_race]-in-Law 1,[animation] [quaint_object] 1,Platonic [DnD 5e Character Generator.5eClass] 1,[Utility.NumeralPrefix]corn [race] 1,Neander[Perilous Wilds Creature.common_humanoid] 1,[quaint_object]kin 1,Pot Brownie
 * gonzo_race

10,[humanoid] 3,[uncommon_race] 1,[rare_race]
 * non_human_race

2,Man 1,[non_human_race]
 * race

1,[Perilous Wilds Creature.common_humanoid]
 * humanoid

1,[Perilous Wilds Creature.uncommon_humanoid]
 * uncommon_race

1,[Perilous Wilds Creature.hybrid_humanoid] 1,[Perilous Wilds Creature.monster]
 * rare_race

2,Semi- 2,Hemi- 2,Quasi- 2,Pseudo- 1,Hyper- 1,Para-
 * race_prefix

1,Double 1,Triple 1,One-Third 1,Whole
 * strange_fraction_or_multiplier

1,Monumental 1,Shallow 1,Unpleasant 1,Re-living 1,Domestic 1,Lawn 1,Baker's 1,Greater 1,Lesser 1,Inferior 1,Fancy 1,Longhair 1,Shorthair 1,Hemingway
 * race_adjective_shortlist

1,Cube 1,Ooze 1,Pudding
 * race_form_shortlist

1,[off_color] 1,Limp 1,Tepid 1,Crumbly 1,Spongey 1,Opaque 1,Sour 1,Grody
 * substance_adjective_shortlist

1,Animated 1,Enchanted 1,Ambulatory 1,Talking
 * animation

1,Potato 1,Rug 1,Broom 1,Hat
 * quaint_object

1,Ottoman 1,Dining Table 1,Chaise Lounge 1,King Bed 1,King Bed 1,Twin Bed
 * furniture

1,Burnt Umber 1,Ochre 1,Off-White 1,Eggshell 1,Jale 1,Cornflower Blue 1,Glossy [Utility.LightColors] 1,Matte [color] 1,"Dungeon Tan"
 * off_color

1,[Utility.LightColors] 1,[Utility.DarkColors] 1,[Utility.DullColors]
 * color