Film Noir Monologue

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1,[Intro] I had just [WentTo] [Restaurant] and ordered [RestaurantOrder]. So in [Walks] [Contact] - looking for me as usual. Turns out [Victim] got [Killed]. [Weapon]. [Time] 1,[Intro] I had just [TalkedTo] [Lady] [LadyName]. She was looking [GoodLooking]. But then, just as things were getting cozy, she goes and tells me [Victim]'s been [Killed]. [Outtro] 1,[Intro] I didn't have much to go off of this time... but [TheBoys] did [DigUp]. [Noir Oracle - Down These Mean Streets.main] Oh, and the victim - [Victim] - was found [Killed]. [Time] 1,[Intro] I had just [WentTo] [TheOffice]. As soon as I [MadeCoffee] I [GetARing] from [Contact]. Turns out [Victim] got [Killed]. [Weapon]. [Time]
 * Main

1,get a ring 1,get this call 1,spot a note on the desk 1,see a hand-cranked note 1,spot this typed letter 1,see a note on the door
 * GetARing

1,the office 1,work 1,the house 1,the station 1,the precinct
 * TheOffice

1,put some coffee on 1,sat down 1,got in the door 1,got through the door 1,got there 1,turned on the lights 1,opened the paper 1,took off my coat 1,put up my hat 1,lit the day's first coffin nail
 * MadeCoffee

1,dig up something juicy 1,hit a possible lead 1,hit a worthy lead 1,hit some fresh dirt 1,get a few bites 1,get a good lead 1,get a live lead 1,get a bite on the line 1,find something unusual 1,find a piece to the puzzle 1,manage to dig something up 1,manage to get something 1,manage to find something interesting
 * DigUp

1,the boys 1,the boys at the office 1,my secretary 1,the feds 1,my partner 1,the new kid 1,[Contact] 1,an old contact 1,my insider 1,I 1,the office
 * TheBoys

1,walks 1,strolls 1,bursts 1,comes
 * Walks

1,Looks like I'm back on case. 1,Looks like I've got a new case. 1,Looks like another gruesome mystery. 1,"Third one this week," I said, loading my [Gun]. 1,"Dammit," I muttered under my breath. I went for a cigarette but realized I had left my lighter in the car. 1,I asked where the murder happened, then lit up a cigarette. I forgot to offer one to the dame. 1,I asked her where it happened, then lit up a cigarette. I offered one to the dame, but she said she didn't smoke. Not the last lie I would expect from her.
 * Outtro

3,[American Census Names.surname] 2,[American Census Names.female] 4,[American Census Names.commonmale] 2,[American Census Names.uncommonmale] 4,[American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 5,[American Census Names.commonmale] [American Census Names.surname] 1,[American Census Names.uncommonmale] [American Census Names.surname] 3,[Contact]
 * Victim

1,revolver 1,piece 1,pistol 1,sidearm 1,.357 1,.38 1,.22 1,.44 1,.45
 * Gun

1,This one could bring the [Dice.1d8][Th] Precinct to its knees, and maybe the whole city down with it. 1,It was a dark and stormy night. 1,It was a cool, black night. The night stuck to you like it was something real; some black, tangible fabric made of smoke, deceit, and murder. 1,So there I was. 1,Rain. Hard, drumming, pounding rain. It'd been coming down for hours. 1,It was raining; the kind of rain that you'd hope would just clean the filth right off the streets. 1,The air was heavy in the big city; the heat roiling off the pavement was stifling. 1,It was a crisp day, and the breeze was stiff and brisk. Leaves mingled with trash as they blew through the alleys and side streets. 1,The air was cool and moist downtown, and the clouds were heavy-laden and ripe with rain. 1,Well, this is how it all went down. 1,Listen... it started like this. 1,It was another one of those days. 1,The lights, the smoke, the grime, the city itself... seemed to be alive that day.
 * Intro

1,1st 1,2nd 1,3rd 1,4th 1,5th 1,6th 1,7th 1,8th 1,9th 1,0th
 * Th

1,went to 1,wandered into 1,strolled into 1,walked into 1,made my way to 1,waltzed into 1,stopped by 1,stopped into 1,stopped off at 1,cruised into
 * WentTo

1,Al's 1,Bobby's 1,Danny-O's 1,Dino's 1,Ed's 1,Frank's 1,Hank's 1,Jimmy's 1,Lenny's 1,Louie's 1,Ricky's 1,Sammy's 1,Sharkey's 1,Tommy's 1,a hole-in-the-wall 1,the corner pub 1,the nearest watering hole 1,a classy joint 1,a cozy little place 1,the greasiest spoon in town
 * Restaurant

1,a scotch and soda, neat 1,a tall bourbon 1,a vodka on the rocks 1,a hot coffee 1,the house blend 1,a weak cup of joe 1,some strong coffee 1,a brandy 1,a whiskey toddy 1,a whiskey sour 1,a whiskey, straight 1,a strong Shirley Temple 1,a glass of suds 1,a gin and tonic 1,a tasty beverage 1,a club and some chips 1,a cuban press 1,a ham on rye with swiss 1,a turkey with thin-sliced cucumbers and extra mayo 1,chops and potatoes 1,the meatloaf 1,the usual 1,my usual 1,the best burger the city has to offer 1,the best cuban press this side of Spanish Harlem 1,the best fish and chips short of the Bay 1,one hell of a ham sandwich 1,the soup of the day and a small sandwich 1,the special of the day 1,the catch of the day 1,a piece of cherry pie 1,a cuban press and a strong coffee 1,a reuben with muenster and some weak coffee 1,a slice of pie and a coffee 1,a good hot cup of coffee 1,a cup of joe and some toast 1,a cup of joe and a few stale donuts 1,some cold coffee and colder toast 1,a tall dagwood and a beer to wash it down with 1,some sliced tomatoes and a cold beer 1,a bite to eat 1,a poorly-made martini 1,a badly-mixed manhattan 1,a quick bite 1,something to take the edge off 1,something to ease my mind 1,something to silence my grumbling stomach 1,something to help me forget about the night before 1,something strong; something I won't order there again
 * RestaurantOrder

1,[PoliceRank] [American Census Names.surname] 1,[American Census Names.commonmale] [ShadyContact] 1,[American Census Names.commonmale] [American Census Names.surname]
 * Contact

1,the Snitch 1,the Worm 1,the Shark 1,the Cat 1,the Dog 1,the Butcher 1,the Bulldog 1,the Snake 1,Snake Eyes 1,the Rat 1,the Bookie 1,the Fence 1,the money-launderer 1,, one of my usual informants 1,Two Fingers 1,Six Toes 1,the Fish
 * ShadyContact

3,Detective 3,Sergeant 2,Investigator 2,Lieutenant 2,Agent 1,Special Agent 1,Special Investigator 1,Federal Agent 1,Chief 1,Commissioner 1,Father 1,Brother
 * PoliceRank

1,whacked 1,offed 1,nailed 1,axed 1,snuffed 1,snubbed 1,waxed 1,iced 1,smoked
 * Killed

1,Found a telephone cord near the body with clear signs of struggle 1,There was a bloody crowbar at the scene 1,Found a bloody prybar near the body 1,Looks like they were done in with a lead pipe 1,Found a candlestick with blood on it that matched the wounds on the body 1,Looks like a blunt object did them in 1,Had to be done with a sizeable knife based on the coroner's report 1,Seems they were hit with a heavy object 1,Small-caliber rifle, according to the lab 1,Boys at the lab say it was done with a small-caliber revolver 1,Seems a large-caliber rifle was involved 1,Found shells from a very large-caliber revolver nearby 1,Done in by pistol-whipping 1,A decapitation 1,Seemed there was a small explosion - it had blown the victim's [BodyPart] clear off 1,Body had lots of issues - drugs, [Dice.2d4] stab wounds, and broken bones 1,Body had multiple bullet wounds, execution-style 1,Had a single bullet wound through the base of the neck, execution-style 1,It was a stabbing 1,Seems there was a struggle, and they were strangled to death 1,Seems there was a struggle, and they asphyxiated 1,They were choked to death under their own pillow 1,The bone damage in their spine indicates they were addled to death 1,The lab says they were poisoned 1,The boys at the lab say it was an unknown poison
 * Weapon

1,head 1,right arm 1,left arm 1,right leg 1,left leg 1,right foot 1,left foot 1,right hand 1,left hand 1,feet 1,hands 1,arms 1,legs
 * BodyPart

1,[Happened] just last night. "Another one," I thought out loud. 1,[Happened] just yesterday. "Sick bastards," I thought out loud, grabbing my [Gun]. 1,[Happened] not more than an hour ago. "Animals!" I thought out loud, loading my [Gun]. 1,[Happened] earlier that week. They just found the body. "Just great," I muttered to myself. 1,[Happened] on Thursday. I jotted down the details and got ready for a grisly new case. 1,[Happened] just a few hours ago. No suspects as of yet. "What a way to end the week," I muttered. 1,[Happened] early in the morning. I dusted off my jacket, lit up my last cigar, grabbed my hat and walked out. "Ruthless bastards," I said on my way out the door.
 * Time

1,The incident happened 1,The incident occured 1,The incident went down 1,The murder occured 1,The murder happened 1,It happened 1,It got reported 1,Got the coroner's report 1,Got the autopsy report 1,Got the autopsy results 1,Got word from the morgue
 * Happened

1,talked to 1,consulted with 1,had a run-in with 1,spoken to 1,had lunch with 1,grabbed coffee with 1,sat down with 1,gotten back from dinner with
 * TalkedTo

1,a dame I knew, 1,the bewitching 1,a classy broad, 1,a sophisticated lady, 1,one sharp dame, 1,one of my old flames, 1,an old flame, 1,one of the town's better-known belles, 1,an aspiring actress, 1,the entrancing wife of the late [American Census Names.uncommonmale] [American Census Names.surname], 1,the lovely daughter of the late [American Census Names.uncommonmale] [American Census Names.surname],
 * Lady

1,as good as ever 1,just like she did in the pictures 1,just as good as I remember 1,just as good as always 1,great. She smelled like roses, chocolate, and lust 1,sultry and smooth, in a little black dress that was more little than dress 1,like she hadn't been with anyone in a while 1,distraught, what with the weight of recent events 1,distressed, as though she hadn't slept in weeks 1,vexed, disturbed... however women look when they've got that much on their mind 1,more than a little suspicious... but hey, the bills were behind and she was hiring
 * GoodLooking

1,Miss [American Census Names.female] 1,Miss [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 1,Madame [American Census Names.female] 1,Madame [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 1,Mrs. [American Census Names.female] 1,Mrs. [American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname] 4,[American Census Names.female] 2,[American Census Names.female] [American Census Names.surname]
 * LadyName

1,bouncer 1,gentlemen's club 1,book-keeper 1,gambler 1,house of ill repute 1,speakeasy 1,night guard 1,pasty hooker
 * SpareIdeas