Wampus Country Potions

Potions''

(credit to Erik Jensen). Intended for the generation of Potions for any game.

Seven Magic Potions [WCMP]

Mixing two of these? [Mix]

1,[potion]
 * WCMP

1,[miscibility]
 * Mix

1,[appearance] [taste] [effect] Looks / Feel: [appearance] Taste / Smell: [taste]  Magical Effect: [effect]
 * potion

1,blue, effervescent 1,pink, creamy 1,brown, chunky 1,red, sparkly 1,neon green 1,white, milky 1,clear, bubbly 1,red ochre 1,light green colloid 1,aureolin yellow 1,goat's milk with herbs 1,cheap beer with chunks of wax 1,thick with algae 1,crimson mist 1,ecru, creamy 1,greasy with a four-leaf clover in it 1,yellow ochre 1,flesh with henna patterns 1,blue, creamy 1,tyrian red 1,pink/purple swirl 1,tomato bisque 1,filthy bathwater with pennies in the bottom 1,olive green, foamy 1,rainbow oil slick 1,yellow-orange colloid 1,blue, chunky 1,caput mortuum 1,racing green, pudding-like 1,bile 1,green/grey swirl 1,inexplicable plaid 1,green ice crystals 1,shining silver 1,pretty much vomit 1,ambeer (tobacco spittle) 1,sky blue, glittery 1,fresh blood 1,red/blue/yellow layered 1,deep brown, ever-gurgling 1,resplendent gold 1,just like urine 1,brown, tea-like 1,soapy water 1,tarnished brass 1,sunset 1,bright orange 1,pink with red chunks 1,khaki with brown splotches 1,ants floating in tea 1,viridian, foaming 1,white motes floating in coffee 1,lemon yellow 1,invisible, but sparks when you shake it 1,glimmering green 1,living liquid metal 1,iridescent silver 1,pearlescent blue 1,rainbow swirl 1,rusty orange 1,deep blue fog 1,mouse eyeballs in water 1,carmine 1,impossible yellow-blue 1,iridescent indigo 1,reddish-brown clay-mud 1,red by day, blue by night 1,dirty water 1,purple, glowing 1,ruby dust 1,lavender, sparkly 1,translucent yellow liquid with hunks of metal 1,umber 1,indian yellow 1,tangerine 1,like a vial of ashes 1,jet black, inky 1,barbecue sauce 1,vinegar with herbs 1,vermilion, animated 1,ultramarine, powdery 1,bottled fire 1,green/purple layered 1,verdigris 1,cerulean, glowing 1,vial of living insects 1,bottled smoke 1,chalky white 1,sickly yellow-green 1,orange gas 1,alizarin 1,red/blue swirl 1,rose madder 1,grey-black, creamy 1,violet, ice chunks 1,sunny yellow, warm to the touch 1,impossible argyle 1,bizarre madras 1,lapis lazuli 1,orange/white layered
 * appearance

1,cherry blossom 1,blood orange 1,hazelnut 1,chocolate 1,bubblegum 1,hyacinth 1,cola 1,caramel 1,roast beef 1,sea salt 1,lemon-lime 1,strawberry 1,sour cherry 1,walnut 1,bacon 1,roast duck 1,fresh cut grass 1,loam/earth 1,manure 1,green tea 1,copper 1,iron 1,ammonia 1,bleach 1,hops/beer 1,phlegm 1,pine needles 1,rotting flesh 1,mustard 1,blood 1,hair dye 1,buttered popcorn 1,root beer 1,pickled beets 1,dill 1,whiskey 1,vomit 1,mayonnaise 1,spinach 1,peppermint 1,pinot grigio 1,pineapple 1,indistinct but fruity 1,mango 1,banana 1,overwhelming floral 1,cucumber 1,sour cream 1,black olives 1,marshmallow 1,sausage gravy 1,hobo farts 1,spaghetti sauce 1,sage 1,peach cobbler 1,fresh blueberries 1,gasoline 1,baking bread 1,nice cold milk 1,spearmint 1,horse-sweat 1,talcum powder 1,cinnamon candy 1,bhut jolokia 1,ham on rye with onions & horseradish 1,ginger 1,honey 1,fish sauce 1,graham crackers 1,roses/rosewater 1,mushrooms 1,soap 1,lard 1,bong water 1,thyme 1,coconut 1,sesame 1,sugar cookies 1,worcestershire 1,lamb vindaloo 1,olive oil and basil 1, sulfurous boiled eggs 1,rosemary 1,soy sauce 1,poppy seeds 1,whipped cream 1, jalapeños 1,dried apricots 1,bourbon 1,cloves 1,red grapes and brie 1,jerk spice 1,saffron 1,bile belch 1,spikenard 1,balsamic vinegar 1,marmite 1,chicken stock 1,merlot 1,grapefruit
 * taste

1,healing 1,cures disease 1,heroism 1,growth 1,touch turns base metals to gold 1,bad luck 1,water walking 1,second sight 1,boosts morale/counters fear 1,speak with animals 1, diminution 1,infravision 1,invisibility to animals 1,detect lies 1,reptile/amphibian control 1,extra healing 1, bark-skin 1,polymorph (warthog) 1,sprout an extra arm 1,human control 1,ESP 1,summon random Fiend Folio creature (1-5HD) 1,burning hands 1,makes skin glow 1,flying 1,summon a grue 1,gaseous form 1,obscures your alignment 1,blends you with the next animal you touch (you + horse = centaur, etc) 1,gain a prehensile tail 1,plant control 1,liquid form 1,giant strength 1,undead control 1,polymorph (mermaid) 1,staves off lycanthropic transformation 1,see alignments as auras 1,rapid hair growth 1,water breathing 1,delusion 1,climbing 1,polymorph (osprey) 1,poisons lycanthropes 1,jumping 1,giant control 1,polymorph (wolf) 1,fire resistance 1,invisibility 1,treasure-finding 1,polymorph (goblin) 1,ability to play any instrument marvelously 1,removes lesser curse 1,cold resistance 1,counters fatigue 1,gender swap 1,chameleon skin 1,levitation 1,ghoul touch 1,avian control 1,spider-climbing 1,poison immunity 1,direction sense 1,fertility 1,invulnerability 1,sprout chitinous armor 1,boosts save vs breath weapon by +4 1,mammal control 1,mirror image 1,clairvoyance 1,x-ray vision 1,haste 1,oil of sealing (splash on door, as wizard lock) 1,polymorph (mouse) 1,gain long sticky frog tongue 1,sweetwater 1,charisma boost 1,hands become bone swords 1,change self 1,polymorph (weasel) 1,super-heroism 1,oil of slipperiness 1,dimension door 1,philtre of love potion (#9) 1,blink 1,levitation 1,clairaudience 1,protection from evil 1,replaces food, water, and sleep for 48 hours 1,allows travel in the dream-realm during next sleep 1,fish control 1,gaze reflection 1,slow 1,tongues 1,oil of etherealness 1,pass as undead 1,good luck 1,polymorph (any) 1,speak with plants 1,summon death penguin 1,longevity
 * effect

1,huge freaking explosion 1,fingers become vipers 1,turn to stone 1,all living things turn invisible to your eyes 1,turn green and continuously emit spinach belches 1,grow rat's tail 1,save-or-die poison 1,super extra mega healing 1,for next hour, gain a tattoo of anything you touch 1,clothes (only) burst into flames 1,blindness 1,temporary possession by your future self 1,nearby dead thing resurrects 1,temporary sickness 1,go berserk 1,permanent change of race to elf, dwarf, or other naturally-magical species 1,legs transform into glass below the knees 1,explosion 1,one hand turns into a kitten, which drops off and runs away 1,electrified, as shocking grasp for several rounds 1,digestive tract on fire - d6 damage per level of character 1,transform into a rather small yeti 1,one fails, one works at 50% strength & duration 1,wicked hallucinations 1,hair turns several colors at once 1,potions cancel one another 1,insatiable appetite for days 1,one limb turns to lead 1,mind catapults back to childhood 1,both work at 50% strength & duration 1,temporary nilbogism 1,glittery skin 1,withering of the gonads 1,alignment shift 1,eyes pop out on telescopic stalks 1,extended sickness 1,appearance changes - identical to last person you touched (or next) 1,fingernails turn to brass, then fall off 1,deafness 1,head turns into a giant tomato (breathing unaffected) 1,develop small tentacles on belly 1,morbid obesity 1,fingerbones extend like claws - painfully 1,weep blood for hours 1,head shrinks 1,exude strong scent of peppermint for days 1,random teleport 1,you instantly know the location of the nearest 'deck of many things' 1,speak backwards 1,colorblindness 1,rainbow erupts from random orifice 1,skin exudes magic super-glue 1,age 2d10 years 1,both potions work 1,vomit forth some gold 1,develop allergy to humans 1,no internal monologue 1,head of a donkey 1,go mute 1,one potion works normally, the other works 'in reverse' if at all possible 1,tongue lengthens to about six feet 1,grow third eye in forehead 1,lay an egg. Whoever eats that egg (even cooked) gains benefit of both potions 1,become illiterate/literate instantly 1,one potion works -- on the next person you touch 1,both potions work, but roll again 1,transform into a clown 1,believe anything you're told 1,teeth fall out 1,partial shapeshift - deep one 1,belch a puff of glitter 1,swap out known languages (including Common) for randomly-determined tongues 1,insatiable libido 1,mushrooms grow in patches on your body (edible; tastes like:[flavor]) 1,map of unknown continent appears on your back 1,crotch tentacles; 'nuff said. 1,intestines animate, slither out your fundament, and attack your friends (use whatever snake stats are handy) 1,temporary telepathy - you can't help but read the thoughts of everyone within 20 feet 1,paralyzed from the waist down 1,power of one potion transmitted via your next urination 1,both potions work at 150% strength & duration 1,gain rust-monster touch for d6 rounds 1,one potion works at 50% strength but lasts a week 1,skin turns blue 1,have a vision of your god 1,temporary mind-swap with someone over 200 miles away 1,comical Hollywood leprosy 1,one potion works at 150% strength & duration 1,extradimensional assassins materialize and attack 1,melt into a flesh-puddle 1,eyeballs inexplicably do a 180-degree rotation; you can see your brain for 2d6 minutes before they roll back around 1,left hand temporarily controlled by a demon 1,limbs stretch out 1,nose turns upside-down 1,sixth finger sprouts on one hand 1,crap pixies for a week 1,all hair falls out 1,summons a very confused octopus 1,sink into the earth 1,one potion (random) effect is permanent until dispelled
 * miscibility