Victorian doctor mad libs

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1,“It is my belief that an acute [NOUN A] of (the) [NOUN B] is the cause of your [BODY PART] [NOUN C]. The only possible treatment is to apply [NOUN D] [LENGTH OF TIME], otherwise avoiding [OBSOLETE/MADE-UP DISEASE] may prove impossible.”

1,Paucity 1Surfeit 1,Buildup 1,Drying-up 1,Heresy 1,Corruption 1,Exacerbation 1,Pulsing 1,Stirring up 1,Persistence 1,Wandering 1,Somnolence 1,Agitation 1,Overabundance 1,Suppuration 1,Moistening 1,Softening 1,Infrigidation 1,Inflammation 1,Lassitude 1,Rheumatism 1,Festering 1,Dislocation 1,Accumulation 1,Want 1,Sympathy 1,Lack 1,Vagabondery 1,Aggregation 1,Wistfulness 1,Excess 1,Migration 1,Folly 1,Stagnation
 * NOUN A


 * NOUN B

1,Black bile 1,Old blood 1,Choler 1,Serosal excretions 1,Green bile 1,Sexual activity 1,Menstrual forces 1,Vital salts 1,Sperm 1,Lesser vitamins 1,Skull 1,Lungs 1,Neck 1,Lymphs 1,Joint 1,Minerals 1,Moral fiber 1,Womb 1,Anti-vitamins 1,Pulsing enzymes 1,Electrical impulses 1,Arteries 1,Leg 1,Mucous 1,Spleen 1,Cool blood

1,Neck 1,Earlet 1,Skin 1,The Globe of Ares 1,Nerviles 1,Membrane 1,Spinal column 1,Brain sheath 1,Flanks
 * BODY PART

1,Lugubriousness 1,Failure 1,Congealing 1,Milk leg 1,Asthenia 1,Dipsomania 1,Goiters 1,Miasmas 1,Numbness 1,Demagnetization 1,Fits 1,Irritation 1,Disenfortitude 1,Giantism 1,Lumbago 1,Night fevers 1,Partial polio 1,Decrepitude 1,Ulcerations 1,Delinquency 1,Paroxysms 1,Insalubriousness 1,Too much salubriousness 1,Morbidity 1,Enfeeblement 1,Rising of the Lights 1,Morning complaint 1,Ague 1,Rebellion 1,Grotesqueries 1,Flux
 * NOUN C

1,Emetics 1,Tobacco smoke 1,Bed rest 1,Copper 1,Trepanning 1,Peppermint tea leaves 1,Vigorous massage 1,A trained haruspex 1,Grape skins 1,Lots of opium 1,Vigorous paddling 1,Corsets 1,Mormon wafers 1,Burnett’s Extracts 1,Nerve and brain ointments 1,A Roman bath 1,Hot ashes 1,A heroin belt 1,Ice water 1,Sawdust 1,Tapeworms 1,Chloroform 1,Four drops of mercury 1,A sound beating 1,Sulphur 1,Cocaine 1,A sweating cure 1,Electricity
 * NOUN D


 * LENGTH OF TIME

1,At once 1,Before Whitsuntide 1,Immediately 1,After Michaelmas 1,Posthaste 1,In a fortnight’s time 1,Apace 1,For at least an hour every day


 * OBSOLETE/MADE-UP DISEASE

1,Apoplectic rinderpest 1,Throat rage 1,Vestibulitis 1,Pubic reversal 1,Liver shortage 1,Nightingale eyes 1,The bilious chokes 1,English dropsy 1,Syphilitic splenitis 1,Festering mania 1,Triple rickets 1,The fisherman’s malady 1,Weird ankles 1,Elbow whimsy 1,Night dropsy 1,Wandering heart 1,Yaws 1,Membranous croup 1,Quinsy 1,Gentleman’s abscess 1,Tingling ligaments 1,Dracunculiasis 1,Partial death