Medical Hospital Jargon

[main]

1,[gender]'s [monitored] is [problem], doctor! [exclamation]!
 * main

1,He 1,She 1,The patient
 * gender

1,Blood pressure 1,Body temperature 1,Respiratory rate 1,Pulse/heart rate 1,Pulse oximetry 1,End-tidal CO2 reading 1,Brain activity 1,Intracranial pressure 1,Pulmonary function 1,Arterial blood gas reading
 * monitored

1,spiking 1,crashing 1,falling rapidly 1,dropping 1,rising fast 1,all over the place 1,highly irregular 1,all over the map 1,flat-lined 1,outside of normal parameters
 * problem

1,We've got to do something 1,Work faster 1,Wrap this up 1,Vitals are dropping 1,For God's sake, speed it up 1,Try harder 1,You've got to stabilize it
 * exclamation