Modern Occult Spell

For generating magic spells with a more-or-less genuine occult pedigree. Primarily useful for modern occult games where you need to describe somebody doing something magical. If you'd like, you can actually cast any of these spells by looking up the terms in any table of correspondences. (They're all over the internet.) They won't do anything but get you arrested in most (if not all) cases. But they ought to sound authentic.

Spellbook Instructions
The [Occulty] [Spelly] [ofOccAuth]

[Specially] [gesturein] [derfetish] [ofOccAuth] [bluepetery] using [mantric] [correspy] in order to [chargestore] [mystickenergy] with [mystickenergy].

[Ahemahem] [notaboo] until you [gestureout] [sucker] or the intended [wishfx] [notwork].

1,Greater 1,Lesser 1,Secret 1,Sacred 1,Sublime 1,Forbidden 1,Mighty 1,Dark 1,Foreign 1,Exotic 1,Ancient 1,Monstrous 1,Holy 1,Learned 1,Capricous 1,Simpering 1,Ascetic
 * Occulty

1,Curse 1,Exorcism 1,Ritual 1,Incantation 1,Malison 1,Blessing 1,Hex 1,Jinx 1,Rite 1,Calle 1,Ceremony 1,Binding 1,Formulation 1,'Fluence 1,Influence 1,Working 1,Foreordainment
 * Spelly

1,of Honorius 1,of Solomon 1,of Moses 1, 1,of Agrippa 1,of Pythagoras 1,of Iskander 1, 1,of Ostanes 1,of Osthanes 1,of Turiel 1, 1,of Apollonius (of Tyre) 1,of Hermes Trismegistus 1,of Heka 1, 1,of Astaroth 1,of the Animals 1,of the Sky 1,of the Seasons 1, 1,of Abulafia 1,of Simon Magus 1,of Virgil 1, 1,of Diana 1,of Christian Rosenkreuz 1,of St. Ciprian 1, 1,of Free Will 1,of Blood 1,of Night 1, 1,of the Sybil 1,of the Pythoness 1,of the Witches 1, 1,of Merlin 1,of the Faery Queen 1,of Nimue
 * ofOccAuth

1,Respectfully 1,Whilst sky-clad 1,Just 1,Simply 1,Repeatedly 1,Slowly 1,Swiftly 1,Without looking,
 * Specially

1,align 1,inscribe 1,brew 1,caress 1,taunt 1,shake and flip 1,dance around 1,concentrate upon
 * gesturein

1,the Scroll 1,the Amulet 1,the Herb 1,the Insect 1,the Mirror 1,the Crystal 1,the Doll 1,the Bag 1,the Mask 1,the Wand 1,the Bones 1,the Vial
 * derfetish

1,you prepared earlier 1,you obtained from the intended victim 1,(which you may purchase for a modest sum) 1,(or the best substitute you can acquire) 1,(the book detailing its preparation has been lost) 1,as your master has shown you 1,as your mind imagines it 1,which all the initiated already possess
 * bluepetery

1,the Mercurial 1,the Lunar 1,the Solar 1,the Saturnine 1,the Martian 1,the Jovial 1,the Cyprian 1,the venusian 1,the Dittanous 1,the Ambergris 1,the Cedarwood 1,the Jasmine 1,the Benzoine 1,the Storacic 1,the Olibanumnal 1,the Jasmined 1,the Tobacco-Fowled 1,the Musky 1,the Ebon 1,the Crimson 1,the Umber 1,the Golden 1,the verdant 1,the Indigo 1,the Purple 1,the Alabaster 1,the Obsidian 1,the Diamond 1,the Turquoise 1,the Rosen 1,the Pearly 1,the Ruby 1,the Amethyst 1,the Topaz 1,the Emerald 1,the Opal 1,the Anubis 1,the Hermit's 1,the Lovers' 1,the Hieophant's 1,the Hanged Man's 1,the Chariot's 1,Aphrodite's 1,the Merlin's 1,the Seventh 1,the Dual 1,the Prime 1,the Cubic 1,the Silver 1,the Brass 1,the Iron 1,the Enigmatic 23rd 1,the Sixth 1,the Hashem 1,the Fool's 1,the Wheel of Fortune's 1,the Ivy 1,the Mandrake 1,the Oaken 1,the Rowan 1,the Willowy 1,Bran the Blessed's 1,the Alder 1,the Holly 1,the Mandrake 1,the Moly 1,the Ponie 1,the Isis 1,the Thunder 1,the Fire 1,the Soil 1,the Rain 1,the Air 1,the Void 1,the Pharoah's 1,the High King's 1,the Tripple 1,the Lotus 1,the Sarus Crane 1,the Great Scythe 1,the Rose Apple 1,the Couch Grass 1,the Ram's 1,the Bear Totem 1,the Elephant's 1,the Mole Totem 1,the Crocodile's 1,the Badger Totem 1,the Wolf Totem 1,the Crow Totem 1,the Ragle Totem 1,the Cougar Totem 1,the Rabbit's 1,the Cockrel's 1,the Tiger's 1,the Monkey's 1,the Verbenna 1,the Nightshade 1,the Arsenic 1,the Mescaline 1,the Hermaphroditic
 * mantric

1,Figurite (geomantic symbol) 1,Trigram (taoist three-line shape) 1,Angel (named in the enochian alphabet of John Dee) 1,Prince (geotic demon) 1,Sephiroth (the kabbalistic tree of life) 1,Qlippoth (the dark shadow version of the tree of life) 1,Decan (zodiacal division) 1,Ratio (Pythogorean geometric progression) 1,Spoke (Wiccan festival day) 1,Latifah (Sufi body center) 1,Rune (germanic carved letter) 1,Chakra (Hindu body center) 1,Ley (line connecting two places of power) 1,Dragon (symbolic form of the active imaginationin Japanese Mujutsu) 1,Lion (alchemical element) 1,Monad (single-digit number representing a name of God) 1,Kanji (Taoist psychic bodily meridian) 1,Glyph (in this case, a Chaldean letter) 1,Glyph (in this case, a Hebrew letter) 1,Glyph (in this case, a symbol of the Great Old Ones) 1,Knot (as tied in a rope or sash) 1,Sutra (Buddhist holy saying - usually written on a little yellow slip of paper) 1,Agent (one of the five elements of the Wu Xing)
 * correspy

1,imbune 1,transfer 1,draw down 1,reinforce 1,weave 1,marry together 1,unleash 1,calle forth 1,bind 1,absorb
 * chargestore

1,your ka (Egyptian for "Soul") 1,sufficient qi (Chinese life force) 1,the proper chi (Feng Shui energies) 1,some glamalye (fairy glamour) 1,a little moonluck (good fortune or ill) 1,shakti (Hindu cosmic creative energy) 1,chaos itself (randomness) 1,enough dige (African spirit power) 1,a little gris-gris (African spirit power) 1,a touch of numena (part of a neoclassical godling's authority over nature) 1,the aetheric yaw 1,a glob of ectoplasm (the stuff ghosts are made out of) 1,hellfire 1,the green ray (energy from across the universe) 1,El (the presence of God) 1,your writhing kundalini (the serpent-energy inside us all) 1,a wave of orgone (the life force particle) 1,the odyllic flow (life energy) 1,the vril-ya from the hollow world (underground rays harnessed by evil blonde supermen) 1,prana (the breath of the universe) 1,the inherent phlogiston (the stuff fire is made from) 1,a dollop of blima (luck in liquid form) 1,a piece of barakah (luck in solid form) 1,the day's manna (cosmic energy) 1,the tellurian currents (geological energies)
 * mystickenergy

1,A warning: 1,Take care that you 1,But 1,However, 1,Use caution and 1,Speak only in Latin and 1,Speak only in Hebrew and
 * Ahemahem

1,do not speak to anyone unclean 1,do not eat of forbidden plants 1,do not partake of the flesh of unclean beasts 1,do not go abroad in daylight 1,do not loan or borrow money 1,do not kiss your lover 1,do not touch a woman 1,do not touch a man 1,do not make eye contact with anyone else
 * notaboo

1,point at 1,make eye contact with 1,kiss 1,caress 1,dance around 1,speak the name of 1,burn a picture of 1,swallow a hair or toenail clipping of
 * gestureout

1,the magic's target 1,yourself at the appointed time 1,your chosen victim 1,your enemy 1,your enemy's effigy 1,your enemy's house 1,your beloved's house 1,your beloved 1,your mirror image
 * sucker

1,aura of invisibility 1,rainmaking 1,healthy birth 1,good fortune 1,love affair 1,theft of youth 1,erasure from reality 1,aura of fear 1,vision of the future 1,animal magnetism 1,ball of all-consuming fire 1,animal transformation 1,resurrection of the dead
 * wishfx

1,will rebound upon you threefold 1,will dischage randomly right there and then 1,will just fizzle out pathetically 1,will blast you backward like an explosion 1,will fill you with mind-searing agony 1,might, as often happens, get irretrievably stuck in the nearest unowned object 1,just might stop your heart 1,will knock you out cold for at least an hour 1,might invert your soul 1,will make a very loud noise... and that's about all 1,shall instantly summon something nasty to gobble you up 1,may burn down your house
 * notwork