George RR Martinism

(A Song of Ice and Fire tropes)

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Source: George RR Martinism In This Hex

1,Sword's hilt emblazoned with a rampant stag 1,Coward and inbred woman sitting by a fire 1,Arrowhead of black glass (of disruption) 1,700' structure made of ice, its head buried in cloud 1,Venison stew with onions 1,A song sung about a cruel father 1,Two women arguing about how to skin a rabbit 1,A crippled and fugitive heir 1,A blonde prophet who suffers seizures 1,Steel climbing claws 1,A royal bastard, skilled in cunnilingus 1,Ranger/Barbarian, female, level 7, red-haired, jealous 1,Snow that falls in reverse 1,A straw effigy used for target practice 1,Robin hood rip-offs served by a drunken monotheist 1,Ambitious priestess of the flame goddess 1,Scarred and one-eyed warrior, unable to die 1,Faithless moron, scion of a sailing house, being tortured 1,Lord arranging for a vassal to marry blindly 1,Vermeerish light falling on a blue-scarfed matron 1,Non-lovers about to be wed, discussing their wedding by a pre-Raphaelite pond 1,Halfling scheming with his sister 1,A steel artifact with a lying legend attached. 1,A bald spymaster with a fear of chaos and a vendetta 1,A prince playing St Sebastian with a concubine 1,Fur-clad barbarians assaying an icy peak 1,Lovers boring everyone 1,A compass rose whose spiked teeth spin 1,The least pleasant man you've ever met, and boss of a bridge 1,A generation of northern men, all raised beneath the same roof, all possessed of the exact same facial hair 1,A war map with chunky and symbolic wooden pieces 1,A letter to a mother, or a letter to a spy-handler disguised as one 1,A jealous and moustached lunatic 1,A sad idiot on a sun-drenched veranda, regretting past naivetes to a shrewd friend 1,An efficient and heartless mercenary who dispenses sound advice 1,A throne room filled with columns and flames 1,A woman beloved by young monsters 1,A walled city, threatened by an army of eunuchs 1,Solid gold chains given as a gift to a scorned woman 1,A bastard in a harbor strewn with wreckage 1,A noble raiding party--of no more than 20 1,A maimed swordsman, held for ransom 1,A pair of teasing girls in the house of a sadist 1,A stone windmill, much discussed 1,A learned man tending to a gruesome stump 1,Horsemen escorting a prisoner down a slope 1,A woman in a dress fighting a creature in a pit with a wooden sword 1,A ziggurat city, crowned by a dominating and heraldic statue 1,A deformed mercenary on a black horse, eating apples 1,A rolling green moor by a fork in a calm red river 1,A queen attended by a pair of Charlton Heston-like generals 1,3 swaggering mercenary lords in who act like Spinal Tap 1,A prisoner reading a genealogical history 1,A lord who fears an endless night 1,A god sends an utterly convincing supernatural event 1,A great round window with a star in bar tracery 1,An immensely powerful snotrag 1,You're never safe in a room with that many candles 1,A cleric with a permanent Neutralize Poison cast on her tongue 1,Unattractive women, eager to undress 1,A spell powered by the blood leeches suck 1,An awkward wedding feast made yet more awkward by an angry dad 1,A collonnaded balcony overlooking both a great hall and a spreading blue sea 1,Drunk halfling vomiting 1,A lone wight, portended by a plague of shrieking birds 1,A row of spurned daughters, their heads downcast 1,An obscene old man in fingerless gloves 1,Two servants who do not trust a third 1,A castle with a secret entrance, known only to a steward 1,One old man with 8 good horses, protected by rangers 1,A cart laden with supplies, bound for a feast, accosted by a merciless killer 1,An outlaw with a flaming sword 1,Six young travelers trapped in a tower with a giant and a level 1 wizard 1,Two wolves: one white, one black 1,A vicious eagle 1,The greatest whistler in the land 1,Three 12th level fighters set upon by 20 first-level ones 1,A gift of both a bride and her weight in silver 1,A cake frosted in a pale and inauspicious green 1,Minstrel assassins 1,A camp full of drunken soldiers 1,A civil ceremony used as a trap 1,A season that lasts 100 years 1,Rivals join in civil war against a mad king 1,A city that provides a refuge for escaped slaves 1,A demon-haunted city destroyed by a mysterious doom 1,A wall rumored to have been built by giants 1,Towers linked by arches and rope bridges 1,A name that is the default name for illegitimate children 1,A hall with a hole in the middle 1,A great ditch which can be flooded during sieges 1,A castle immune to magic 1,A fortress that is a statue 1,A dark-eyed lenscrafter 1,Guardsmen who marry their axes 1,A city full of men with dyed, forked beards 1,A city where a bloodthirsty tribe are forbidden to shed blood 1,Blue-lipped warlocks 1,A plaza reserved for punishment 1,8 scheming bastard daughters
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