Random Tavern Patron Generator

[main]

1,[ThisPlaceIsDeadAnyway]
 * main

1,[SlowNight]

1,[CouldBeWorse]

1,[DecentTurnout]

1,[BusinessIsPickingUp]

1,[Crowded]

1,[SaturdayNightAtTheRoxbury]


 * ThisPlaceIsDeadAnyway

1,A boot. You rolled a damn 1, what did you expect?

Derived from the original table created by James R. “Grim” Cone for Swords & Wizardry