Fantasy Castle Description

Made from the tables over at https://www.reddit.com/r/BehindTheTables/comments/43ek9v/castles/

= [Name] =

This Castle [Wh][Where] It was built by[Who] [When], to guard[Why] Presently, the castle is occupied by[Whatwho], under who's care, it's condition has become [Whathow]

Features of this castle include: [Outer], and[Keep] Given adequate foodstores, this castle can withstand [Hoard.ones] months of siege, sustaining up to[Garrisonciv] people, but only requires [Garrisonmil] to defend.

This castle is known for: [Eventfame], but is rumored to house[Eventinfamy]

Inside the castle you find: [Rooms], [Rooms], and [Rooms].

while exploring the castle You come across: A room containing [Stumble].

If it is peacetime, You enconter: [Enpeace].

If the castle is under siege, You run into: [Enwar].

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 * Name

1, sits 1, is situated 1, presides over the region 1, looms above the landscape 1, dominates the panorama 1, can be found
 * Wh

1, atop a mountain. 1, on a hill overlooking a wide plain. 1, at the fork of a river. 1, on a narrow, rocky peninsula. 1, above a seaside cliff. 1, on a hill overlooking a river valley. 1, on a hill rising out of a swamp. 1, on a hill overlooking a forest. 1, astride a desert oasis or natural spring. 1, on a ridge overlooking a frozen plain.
 * Where

1, a wise king or queen 1, an ambitious lord or lady 1, an evil tyrant 1, a mighty warrior or warlord 1, a retired adventurer 1, a celebrated war hero 1, an unscrupulous king or queen 1, a vain lord or lady 1, a powerful witch or wizard 1, a beloved sovereign 1, a prosperous merchant 1, a member of an ancient noble house 1, an monarch said to have dabbled in the dark arts
 * Who

1, In a past age 1, Hundreds of years ago 1, A few decades ago 1, Within the past decade 1, Too long ago for anybody living to remember 1, Only [Hoard.ones] years ago
 * When

1, The surrounding land, which is excellent for growing crops. 1, The nearby mines, as they are rich in ores or gems. 1, The surrounding land, perfect for grazing livestock. 1, The nearby pass, the easiest way to cross the mountains. 1, The nearby harbor, which is important for trade. 1, The nearby river, which is important for trade. 1, The nearby source of freshwater, a precious resource in this region. 1, The wild lands beyond, uncharted and full of threats. 1, The surrounding lands, part of a long-standing territorial dispute. 1, The surrounding land, considered sacred by those who worship [List of gods.main]. 1, The nearby lands, home to a rare herb, tree, or creature that has magical uses.
 * Why

1, A member of the royal family 1, An ambitious lord or lady 1, An evil tyrant 1, An elderly lord or lady 1, A brash, young lord or lady 1, A mercenary company 1, A fearsome warlord or retired sellsword 1, A wealthy merchant 1, A retired pirate or thief 1, A former adventurer 1, An absentee noble lord 1, The crown, but the king or queen rarely stays here
 * Whatwho

1, Perfect; upkeep has been fastidious. 1, Good; it has been well-maintained. 1, Decent; there are only a few cracks in the walls, but the place can withstand a siege. 1, Fair; the castle has seen better days. 1, Poor; the walls and towers are in dire need of repairs. 1, Decrepit; the place is practically a ruin.
 * Whathow

1, Very high stone walls 1, Incredibly thick stone walls 1, A series of curtain walls and gatehouses 1, A treacherous climb to reach the castle walls 1, A moat filled with putrescent water 1, A moat filled with thick, boot-sucking mud 1, A moat filled with sharp spikes 1, A moat that is home to one or more dangerous aquatic beasts 1, An immense barbican 1, A narrow footbridge to reach the postern
 * Outer

1, hundreds of arrow slits. 1, one of the world's largest dual-portcullis gates. 1, a winding climb to reach the entrance. 1, several covered parapets with murder holes under which intruders must pass. 1, a wide courtyard surrounded by flanking towers in the curtain wall. 1, an unusual or hidden means of entry.
 * Keep

5, [Hoard.ones]00 3, [Hoard.ones],000 1, [Hoard.ones]0,000 1, [Hoard.ones]00,000
 * Garrisonciv

5, 5 soldiers and 20 archers. 5, 20 soldiers, 5 knights, and 20 archers. 3, 50 soldiers, 10 knights, and 40 archers. 3, 20 knights, 20 archers, and 5 warmages. 1, 100 soldiers, 50 archers, and 5 warmages. 1, 100 soldiers, 20 knights, and 50 archers. 1, 200 soldiers, 50 knights, and 100 archers. 1, 200 soldiers, 100 knights, and 200 archers.
 * Garrisonmil

1,Withstanding a grueling, lengthy siege 1,Suffering an immense conflagration 1,Changing hands several times over the course of the same war 1,Bringing ill-fortune to those who hold it 1,Being haunted by a former occupant 1,Never having fallen in a siege 1,Welcoming travelers seeking refuge 1,Turning away travelers seeking refuge 1,It's unusual architectural style 1,It's beautiful, historic tapestries 1,It's breathtakingly beautiful chapel 1,The quality of its meals
 * Eventfame

1, an underground tunnel that can serve as a last-gasp escape route. 1, the weapon of a long-dead hero. 1, the preserved head of an ancient villain. 1, a long-lost religious artifact. 1, a missing lord or lady. 1, a book of vile curses. 1, a book of dark and ancient secrets. 1, a cursed treasure hoard. 1, the last bottle of famous vintage of wine. 1, a lost work of a celebrated artist. 1, the crypt of an ancient sovereign. 1, an unhatched dragon egg.
 * Eventinfamy

1,an antechamber or waiting room 1,an armory 1,[Birds] 1,a banquet hall 1,the barracks 1,a bath or privy 1,a [Type] bedroom 1,a chapel or shrine 1,a crypt 1,an intimate or informal dining room 1,a dressing room 1,a gallery of [Gallery] 1,a guardroom 1,a kennel, menagerie, or stable 1,the kitchen. 1,a library or study 1,a pantry 1,store room for mundane supplies or a cistern for drinking water 1,the throne room. 1,a treasure vault (likely hidden and/or protected by traps)
 * Rooms

1,armor and weaponry 1,paintings 1,fine art 1,sculptures 1, tapestries 1,hunting trophies 1,trophies of war 1,arcane literature
 * Gallery

1,an aviary 1,a dovecote 1,an owlery 1,a rookery 1,an eyrie
 * Birds

3,simple 2,comfortable 1,luxurious
 * Type

1,an armchair flanked by two sconces 1,a large armoire or buffet cabinet 1,a bench with a cushion 1,a brazier 1,a candelabrum on a large table 1,a plain chair beside a window 1,a heavy wooden chest 1,a chest of drawers with a blanket on top 1,a desk with some quills and parchment 1,a fireplace with a mantle 1,a fireplace with a small pile of wood 1,a fresco with a padded chair beneath it 1,a portrait of a noble 1,a painting of a landscape or seascape 1,a bust on a pedestal 1,a shelf containing books or knick knacks 1,a low table in front of a small sofa 1,a large table beneath a chandelier 1,an ornate tapestry 1,a small wall basin and font 3,[Stumble] and [Stumble]
 * Stumble

1,The huntsman cleaning a recent kill 1,The kennelmaster leading a leashed dog 1,The horsemaster instructing a young rider 1,The armorer scolding an apprentice 1,A maid fussing over her lady’s dress 1,The tutor or sage lost in a book 1,The chaplain whispering with a maid 1,A maid polishing an ornamental shield 1,A servant carrying a tray of food 1,Several archers practicing in the yard 3,[Enpeace] and [Enpeace]
 * Enpeace

1,A squad of archers hustling up a stair 1,A patrol of guards brandishing weapons 1,A guard shouting instructions 1,A knight hurrying to the stables 1,A servant cowering in a hiding place 1,A curious child peaking out a window 1,A servant kneeling in prayer 1,A noble hastily penning a letter 1,A squire aiding a knight with his armor 1,A healer checking over his potions 3,[Enwar] And [Enwar]
 * Enwar