User:Nerdwerds

Generates a detailed tavern. Or the dream of one.

Tavern
[tavern]

1, The [nme1] [nme2] is a [light]. The bar smells [spicy] and the [customers] are all engrossed in [gamusic]. Unique feature. The barkeep is [batt] the bar, offering them ...
 * tavern

1,Barmy 1,Salty 1,Hacked 1,Bleeding 1,Cursed 1,Hanged 1,Sleepy 1,Bloated 1,Exiled 1,Shadowed 1,Demonic 1,Singing 1,Angelic 1,Lucky 1,Haggard 1,Crass 1,Dead 1,Rusted 1,Angry 1,Talking 1,Gutted 1,Squished 1,Rabid 1,Salty
 * nme1

1,Stone 1,Urn 1,Bear 1,Orc 1,Hammer 1,Corpse 1,Noble 1,Cat 1,Wolf 1,Maiden 1,Serf 1,Fox 1,Hag 1,Axe 1,King 1,Dragon 1,Goblet 1,Bard 1,Horse 1,Priest 1,Goblin 1,Rat 1,Princess 1,Virgin
 * nme2

1,well-lit tavern with large wooden wagon-wheel chandeliers covered in candles 1,warmly glowing tavern with oil-soaked torches lining the walls and pillars of the main floor 1,dimly-lit tavern with sparsely placed candles casting flickering shadows across tables and walls
 * light

1,smells strangely of cinnamon 1,is filled with the aroma of curry 1,stinks like sweat and blood 1,smells of citrus 1,reeks of old vomit and urine
 * spicy

1,5 regulars 1,6 guests 1,7 patrons 1,8 drinkers 1,9 customers 1,dozen or so customers 1,roughly two dozen people 1,crowd of between 30 and 40 people 1,perhaps 50 or more people 1,overcrowded room is filled with people of all stripes, pushing and shoving each other, who
 * customers

1,a pickled rat brain eating contest 1,a lone minstrel singing his heart out 1,an intense card game between two players 1,a riotous Hootenanny 1,a bloody game of Brain maggot fighting 1,a band of bards performing a rousing ballad
 * gamusic

1,bald, angry and surly, he mutters a curse to no one in particular as the group approaches 1,obese with acne and red hair, he belches loudly then laughs just before the characters walk up to 1,thin, extremely tall, and nervous, he darts sideways glances as the party nears 1,well-mannered and well-dressed, and greets the characters as they walk up to 1,missing one eye and all teeth, he smiles broadly at the characters as they move toward 1,extremely old and quite mad, he cackles maniacally to himself, hopping and capering up and down the 1,young and naïve,
 * batt